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Fortunately they signed a waiver freeing us of any responsibility for their demise.
But where’s the blood in that??
I like blood. And gore.
Well we’d want to kill them after we finished the basket weaving then. Don’t want to pollute the water. I suppose we could say they were attacked by a swordfish, but then we would also have to make sure there is a swordfish in the body of water. You don’t happen to have a swordfish we could adopt as a mascot do you?
I don’t, but I know a dealer of swordfishes. He is in jail for illegally selling me a portkey, but that’s ok, because I know his distributer
Perfect. Now we just need a name for our swordfish, and a way to get that swordfish to a lake in Indiana.
Well, I have that portkey, but like I told potato, it’s a one way, one use portkey, that may take me to Ryans house or iceland (as I may have mixed it up with this Death Eaters portkey) (long story there)
That’s a win-win. Both Iceland and Ryan’s house are places I would love to see at some point. Do you think the portkey could take both you and the swordfish?
Yes, potato and I were hoping to test it together, and I don’t think it will take all 3 of us
If you had to choose between Potato and a Swordfish which would you choose?
The portkeys for the world cup could take a dozen people at a time, so provided this is a standard issue portkey, and not some sketchy off-brand design you should be able to take both Potato and a swordfish.
It’s sketchy. I got it from a dealer that is now in jail (again, long story)
I’d take it to a professional to see if it’s safe for use. The last thing we want is someone turning into a swordfish.
I’ve been a swordfish before, not the best times.
Of course if you turn into a swordfish you could just kill our as yet undetermined victim yourself, and we could honestly blame it on our half crazed swordfish mascot. The only downside is it might not be possible to change you back.
Well, I would rather do it personally, but I’m good at making things look like an accident (like when I hit olivia’s dude in the face…on accident)
That was a rough weekend. I don’t remember how you stopped being a swordfish. Wait a second, are you currently still a swordfish?
(That was directed at Yeast, though I’m sure that was a rough weekend for Olivia’s beau).
No I fairly human now.
I’m fairly local
You’ve never been able to shake the powerful love for sushi you developed that day.
And yes, it was rough for her beau. As that was the day he met me. And I’m a bit…violent. and I tried my best to anger him…which means I never said his name, and only called him things like “hey you” or “that one”
Wait, does your portkey open a matlock?
…my portkey is a matlock
How can it be both a key and a lock?
Do you know what a portkey is?
Of course. It’s what you use to get into the harbor.
…I forgot. You read hp right?
The manual for my HP printer? No, should I have?
Of course!!! That’s only the greatest literary piece in the world!!!
Hang on, let me see if I can find it.
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