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  • #16375
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    Fortunately they signed a waiver freeing us of any responsibility for their demise.

    #16378
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    But where’s the blood in that??
    I like blood. And gore.

    #16385
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    Well we’d want to kill them after we finished the basket weaving then. Don’t want to pollute the water. I suppose we could say they were attacked by a swordfish, but then we would also have to make sure there is a swordfish in the body of water. You don’t happen to have a swordfish we could adopt as a mascot do you?

    #16387
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I don’t, but I know a dealer of swordfishes. He is in jail for illegally selling me a portkey, but that’s ok, because I know his distributer

    #16390
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    Perfect. Now we just need a name for our swordfish, and a way to get that swordfish to a lake in Indiana.

    #16391
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Well, I have that portkey, but like I told potato, it’s a one way, one use portkey, that may take me to Ryans house or iceland (as I may have mixed it up with this Death Eaters portkey) (long story there)

    #16396
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    That’s a win-win. Both Iceland and Ryan’s house are places I would love to see at some point. Do you think the portkey could take both you and the swordfish?

    #16401
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Yes, potato and I were hoping to test it together, and I don’t think it will take all 3 of us

    #16420
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    If you had to choose between Potato and a Swordfish which would you choose?

    #16424
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    The portkeys for the world cup could take a dozen people at a time, so provided this is a standard issue portkey, and not some sketchy off-brand design you should be able to take both Potato and a swordfish.

    #16430
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    It’s sketchy. I got it from a dealer that is now in jail (again, long story)

    #16432
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    I’d take it to a professional to see if it’s safe for use. The last thing we want is someone turning into a swordfish.

    #16434
    Explosive Yeast
    Participant

    I’ve been a swordfish before, not the best times.

    #16435
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    Of course if you turn into a swordfish you could just kill our as yet undetermined victim yourself, and we could honestly blame it on our half crazed swordfish mascot. The only downside is it might not be possible to change you back.

    #16438
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Well, I would rather do it personally, but I’m good at making things look like an accident (like when I hit olivia’s dude in the face…on accident)

    #16439
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    That was a rough weekend. I don’t remember how you stopped being a swordfish. Wait a second, are you currently still a swordfish?

    #16441
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    (That was directed at Yeast, though I’m sure that was a rough weekend for Olivia’s beau).

    #16442
    Explosive Yeast
    Participant

    No I fairly human now.

    #16447
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I’m fairly local

    #16448
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    You’ve never been able to shake the powerful love for sushi you developed that day.

    #16449
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    And yes, it was rough for her beau. As that was the day he met me. And I’m a bit…violent. and I tried my best to anger him…which means I never said his name, and only called him things like “hey you” or “that one”

    #16522
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Wait, does your portkey open a matlock?

    #16525
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    …my portkey is a matlock

    #16527
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    How can it be both a key and a lock?

    #16530
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Do you know what a portkey is?

    #16537
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Of course. It’s what you use to get into the harbor.

    #16541
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    …I forgot. You read hp right?

    #16544
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    The manual for my HP printer? No, should I have?

    #16547
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Of course!!! That’s only the greatest literary piece in the world!!!

    #16552
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hang on, let me see if I can find it.

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