Assassin's Guild

[Gangsta Carrot]

I have heard your last name, but it wasn’t well enunciated. I haven’t tried to figure out your hometown yet… though I probably could.

[Meep]

Guys if you ever figure out where I am…or what my true name is or anything…

Email me at super.fake.email5@gmail.com

May or may not be real XD

[Poulet Frit]

Dawn, friend, I don’t think even carrot can find you. Which is amazing!

[Gangsta Carrot]

I found you on Youtube at one point.

[Manalive Smith]

My last name is notoriously difficult to spell and pronounce accurately, so I doubt you could find me based on that.

[Poulet Frit]

I hope I pronounce it in my head right…though, it doesn’t matter whether I do or don’t

[Gangsta Carrot]

I found it again (and know how it’s spelled).

[Poulet Frit]

I may or may not have found an address based off of someone who is registered to vote

[Gangsta Carrot]

Good heavens, Kristen.

[Poulet Frit]

I found Chris the same way, but I had his permission

[Gangsta Carrot]

…and you think I’M a creep?

[Manalive Smith]

Well the Chinese Government already has my address, and I trust you more than I trust them, so I’m not too worried. (Though I am sort of terrified that it’s possible to find people that way.)

[Poulet Frit]

Look, I don’t even know if it’s the right person. It doesn’t have as much info as chris’ voter registration. It’s all public knowledge.
Chris and I were racing to see would could Google and find his address first. He knew what he was looking for
I found it first

[Gangsta Carrot]

I’m confused as to why in the world the Chinese government knows who you are. Because they allegedly spy on us?

[Poulet Frit]

Manalive, if you wish me to edit where I said how I found stuff, I will

[Poulet Frit]

If I can. I’m not sure if I can

[Gangsta Carrot]

You are logged in, so you should be able to.

[Poulet Frit]

The edit button is only on my most recent posts, I would have to log into a computer and I don’t see that happening until I get home.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m not registered to vote, because I hate this state and don’t want any relations to it when I move

[Gangsta Carrot]

Hmm…

[Manalive Smith]

I don’t mind. I got to visit China a few years back and they had to know all my information for the visa.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah, okay.

[Manalive Smith]

And then they made me write it all out again every time my plane landed.

[Manalive Smith]

They’re definitely thorough.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Interesting.

[Manalive Smith]

Anyone know if there are any large bodies of water near the proposed Auxcon location?

[Poulet Frit]

Yes, I believe there is, if not, we can travel a little bit.
Who are we pinning it on?

[Manalive Smith]

The basket weaving? I figured we could take credit for that, but if you like we can blame it on the entire nation of Guatemala.

[Poulet Frit]

I thought we were disposing of a body…my bad.

[Manalive Smith]

We’re multi-talented people. Why not do both? We can say that the victim wanted to join us in our basket weaving endeavors, but didn’t have the lung capacity for it.

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