English is a living language. If you love “the’re” enough start using it. If it comes into common usage you have officially coined a new word and there will be entries for it in dictionaries. If it doesn’t come into common usage you’ll just look silly for a while. The’re plenty of good opportunities to use it.
I suppose the ocean floor is largely unexplored, and while I find it unlikely that we’ll encounter any sort of fish-human hybrid, we should be prepared for any eventuality. I motion we put Kristen in charge of the mermaid encounter contingency plan. Anybody seconds?
Know that while the Guild will support the purchase of floaties from the general fund, you’re on you’re own for a submarine. Though we may be able to help you locate a decommissioned bathysphere for purchase.