Assassin's Guild

[A lie]

Yeah!
It should be. It can feel too formal writing out “there are” all the time. Sometimes you just gotta be casual, yo.

[Poulet Frit]

Hey everyone!

[A lie]

Would it even be “there’re,” though? Couldn’t it be “the’re?”

[You]

HUWWO

[You]

Maybe?

[You]

I DID IT.

[Now]

Hey, Kristen! How was Apples to Apples?
You were informal, You! I’m proud of You, stepping out of your comfort zone.

[You]

Eh?

[Well]

Which part of my comment are you “eh?”-ing at?

[Good]

I was wondering whether or not you intended to post in this thread.

[Good]

CAN YOU SAVE MY HEAVYDIRTYSOUUUUUUL?

[Good]

Wow. We actually scared off Kristen. I didn’t think that that was possible.

[A while/Later]

I did intend to do so? Did I make an error that I’m not seeing?

[Good]

No, I was just thrown off by the fact that you were talking to Kristen and she was in the other thread.

[Manalive Smith]

English is a living language. If you love “the’re” enough start using it. If it comes into common usage you have officially coined a new word and there will be entries for it in dictionaries. If it doesn’t come into common usage you’ll just look silly for a while. The’re plenty of good opportunities to use it.

[Poulet Frit]

You didn’t scare me off. I am at a sleepover, and therefore cannot be on much.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah, okay.

[Manalive Smith]

Any ideas what kind of baskets we should weave? My first thought is “waterproof”, but I don’t have any ideas past that.

[Poulet Frit]

Barbed wire baskets

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ouch.

[Manalive Smith]

Just because we have an underwater first aid kit doesn’t mean we should start tempting fate.

[Manalive Smith]

We are definitely going to need shark repellent.

[Poulet Frit]

What if we find mermaids??

[Manalive Smith]

I suppose the ocean floor is largely unexplored, and while I find it unlikely that we’ll encounter any sort of fish-human hybrid, we should be prepared for any eventuality. I motion we put Kristen in charge of the mermaid encounter contingency plan. Anybody seconds?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“SHOOT ‘EM!”
-Kevin McCreary

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I was going to suggest that I’m down there with a sub, since I can’t swim underwater.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That should work for getting rid of them.

[Manalive Smith]

Such violence! We should have two plans, one for if the mermaids are friendly and one for if they are murderous, and we should determine some way to test which sort of mermaids we’re dealing with.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, I’ll be there with a sub at any rate, you can give me the go ahead to chase them off if necessary.

[Manalive Smith]

Know that while the Guild will support the purchase of floaties from the general fund, you’re on you’re own for a submarine. Though we may be able to help you locate a decommissioned bathysphere for purchase.

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