Anti-Jokes

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What’s orange and eats waffles?
Me.

[Poulet Frit]

(A carrot eating waffles. That would be a sight to see at waffle house)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why did the man leave the waffle house?
Because a carrot started eating his waffles.

[Poulet Frit]

…I laughed too hard…

[Poulet Frit]

All I can think of, is the guy from Daddy Day Care that wears the carrot suit and is a complete nerd

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What do you get when you cross a carrot stick with a t-shirt?

I really have no idea; these are anti-jokes, aren’t they?

[Poulet Frit]

Why did I laugh so hard??? What’s wrong with my sense of humor

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You probably laughed because I didn’t make the joke.

[Poulet Frit]

Probably. It was unexpected

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m surprised you aren’t really confused by my previous comment. Would it be more confusing if I said I didn’t post the joke?

[Poulet Frit]

…what was the joke?
Because I laughed really hard at what you did post

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

See Reply #1486

[Poulet Frit]

Yes, I thought that was funny. What are you trying to confuse me about??

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I didn’t make up or comment that.

[Poulet Frit]

Who did?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My sister.

[Poulet Frit]

I laughed either way.

[Dawn]

How many babies does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them

[riseofthekumquat]

Arrrrrrrrr! What be a pirate’s favorite crime?

Piracy.

[riseofthekumquat]

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he was fat, ugly, and nobody liked him.

[riseofthekumquat]

Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?

Because your wife said if you gamble the rent away again, she’s going to leave you. And I think she’s serious this time.

[riseofthekumquat]

Why was the 11 afraid of 12?

Because the twelve thirteen fourteen.

[Poulet Frit]

Out of a somewhat diverse group of teens, who goes into the haunted house first?
The white guy…always the white guy.

[Poulet Frit]

Why did I get slapped?
I said a pun and my family got fed up.

[Poulet Frit]

I think they aren’t happy that I’m outstanding in my field…
I should probably head inside…before it starts raining harder

[riseofthekumquat]

A blind man walks into a bar.
“Wow, are you blind?” The bartender asks.
“Yes” he says.

[Poulet Frit]

I didn’t see that one coming…

[riseofthekumquat]

What’s blue and white and swings through the jungle?

A fridge in a denim jacket

[Masøn M.]

What’s black and white a red all over?

A penguin in a blender…

[Poulet Frit]

Omg

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