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They are just on break because of life stuffs.

Matthew had refused my proposal 2 months ago… (that probably needs an explanation but I’m too lazy)

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I have no clue

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THINGS KRISTEN HAS LEARNED IN THE PAST 20 MINUTES:
1. Kristen doesn’t know how to do anything.
2. Mousse…that’s a thing. Apparently when you spray it out, it also doubles in size. I used too much.
3. Don’t buy a $3 bald cap for “practice” before halloween. It will only result in 20 minutes of frustrating agony and constantly getting smacked by a latex thingy that wasn’t even opaque.
4. I need to rethink how I will do my halloween costume.

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Pop
(Don’t show Chris this. We argue about “soda” vs “pop” all the time.)
(Spongebob is amazing)

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(Yess!!! And we get less scary as you get to know us. Well, except me. I probably get a bit more scary)

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smitty werbenjagermanjensen
(He was #1)

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Look guys, I messaged him at 5am ET (2am PT) and he still wouldn’t tell me.

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(Aww! The friendships some of us have made on here has affected us deeply. Life changing. I hope you get something out of this! It’s truly amazing and beautiful!!)

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But this is Matthew we are talking about

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…well…that’s suspicious

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I’M SO JEALOUS

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What?

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(I hope you sleep well, bekah!!! We welcome everyone with open arms!!)

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(Woah chris. That’s not PG)

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(My exact message before I explained, “mind being my love interest?”)

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(Yes I did. He was confused at first, then he read the thread and agreed as long as he could do some plot twists)

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(That’s true. It was a good guess. Chris was confused by my original message to him of “will you be my love interest?”)

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(Hahaha!! My brother already ships me with EVERY guy working at chickfila….no, my brother will not be on the forum. He has no computer. No phone. Doesn’t know how to find it.)

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(My 12 year old brother?? You thought he was writing my love interest???)

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(…dang it. That’s true.)

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………idk

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(How did you know I was in on it?)

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YESSSSSSSS

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(Not who you thought it was?)

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(What carrot?)

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(Firstly. If you spell my name wrong I get very angry. Best not to spell it wrong. I’m not sure what they are gonna do at this point. Brooke is very much a real person you should know about. She hasn’t been on the forum lately, but she’s epic!! It will be easier for Kristen to kill you all if you are all together. Yes, shape shifting sounds like a good Time Lord power to me.)

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(*sigh* yup)

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(Yet another reason I’m single)

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Adorable
(My bank accounts, checking and savings, are still attached to my parents account. Why? Same reason I don’t know exactly how much money I have. I would buy another cat if given the opportunity! I don’t even know my log in. I ask my mom to transfer money from one account to the next when I need it. But…it’s easy to swipe a card. Too easy.)

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Thank you, mason.

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