BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#5)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup.
When have I ever straight-up told you something?

[Poulet Frit]

Probably when asked if you were a dude or a girl.
Wait…I don’t think we even had to ask that.
Probably if I asked if you liked LoZ.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

1. No, you didn’t.
2. I said I liked it before I was asked.

[Masøn M.]

Well, you directly told her she was wrong when you said “Yup.” above. So in the post that you ask if you’ve ever directly told her something you directly tell her something…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Touche.

[Poulet Frit]

Thank you, mason.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Bother it, Mason.

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I GOT A SWITCH AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Poulet Frit]

I’M SO JEALOUS

[Poulet Frit]

THINGS KRISTEN HAS LEARNED IN THE PAST 20 MINUTES:
1. Kristen doesn’t know how to do anything.
2. Mousse…that’s a thing. Apparently when you spray it out, it also doubles in size. I used too much.
3. Don’t buy a $3 bald cap for “practice” before halloween. It will only result in 20 minutes of frustrating agony and constantly getting smacked by a latex thingy that wasn’t even opaque.
4. I need to rethink how I will do my halloween costume.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Woohoo!

[Poulet Frit]

I’m glad you’re excited about that. I am not

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The woohoo was to Mason.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh yes. That’s awesome!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed!

[Masøn M.]

JORDAN IS LIVESTREAMING TONIGHT AT 7:00 (Central) AHHHHH

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh good, so he announced when that was? Excellent, he even went with the time I picked.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: My 4,000th tweet was “Hmm… interesting.”

[Poulet Frit]

Good morning, carrot!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Howdy.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m too tired.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Good to know.

[Poulet Frit]

I feel like that’s sarcasm. But I don’t have my glasses on to see.
I haven’t slept good all week, and last night was the peak of my grumpiness, in which I yelled at manalive about my brain.

[Poulet Frit]

(My glasses do not help me read sarcasm. I…just am tired)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, it wasn’t sarcasm. It was just a filler statement.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh ok

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup.

[Poulet Frit]

Kristen watching the saw series:
Saw 1: ok ya. This is cool
Saw 3: gore gets surprising less cheesy…….very quickly
Saw 5: ok…why…have they made this many. The plot line is dying yall!!
Saw 7: …wat? And there is an 8th coming out soon??? GIANT PLOT TWIST AT THE END!! THIS IS WHY I WATCH THESE

(I didn’t put 2, 4, and 6, because I didn’t have any developmental comments about them) (my previous statement didn’t make sense)

[Poulet Frit]

(I don’t recommend anyone watching any of these. The gore is some of the most intense I’ve seen…though, I judge their blood splatter as it’s not always realistic)

[Explosive Yeast]

Enjoy your gore.

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