BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#5)

[SuperOptimisticJumpingNoodleSquad]

I like waffles.

[Poulet Frit]

Find the “heyo I’m Chris” thread and introduce yourself. Say a few things about TV shows or hobbies you like

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, please do.

[Masøn M.]

Passing through Corpus Christi right now… There’s still a ton of work to be done, but it’s amazing how much cleanup they’ve done down here…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oy.

[Masøn M.]

Just drove through and around Rockport and Port Aransas, two smaller cities which got hit by the eye wall of Harvey and basically got the worst of the wind… It’s devastating… There is literally no way to describe how it looks using words…

[Poulet Frit]

Awwwww that’s terrible

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: CHILDREN, do not read It. So many cuss words. I don’t mind but…don’t, children

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’ve never been interested in Steven (Stephen?) King anyway, so not really a problem. Though I’m not sure whether or not I count as a child.

[Poulet Frit]

Stephen. And anyone under the age of 25 I call child, son, children, etc.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Alrighty, child.

[Poulet Frit]

Thanks, son.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, mother.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Mother

[Masøn M.]

This got weird…

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t think it’s that weird, kiddo.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Did it? I think of this kind of thing as pretty normal at this point.

[Poulet Frit]

Not as weird as this person that jokingly calls me Dad

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Umm… okay.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s Olivia’s brother. I call him Son. He calls me Son and occasionally Dad

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah. Doesn’t really surprise me. It’s not even the weirdest thing I’ve heard today.

[Dawn]

BREAKING: I’m giving notes of encouragemint to my volleyball friends, it’s their first home game…

And I’m giving them Extra mint gum.

So I’m wondering if I should say “Have some EXTRA encouragemint” or “Here’s some EXTRA encouragemint” or something else

(Side note everyone gets a bible verse on the back. I’m just trying to figure out the front lol)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I vote for the latter.

[Poulet Frit]

I agree with carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wow, I said something agreeable for once. Cool.

[Poulet Frit]

Ha ha, carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*bows*

[Poulet Frit]

It is soooo good so far. Just not PG. Just like…it’s R if books were rated

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Fun.

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