Vinyard of Fragrant Drapes

[Manalive Smith]

Ventricular Fibrillation Device

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Good gravy, that’s a good one.)

[Manalive Smith]

Venetian Folding Desk

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(These are only getting better.)

[Manalive Smith]

Verifiably Famous Debutantes

[Manalive Smith]

All of whom are wearing Voluminous Fighting Dresses.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I can’t handle the wonder.)

[Manalive Smith]

I can offer you a Very Fickle Doorknob to go with your Vexingly Framed Door.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That would be wonderful.

[Manalive Smith]

Viscounts Finding Discounts (They love their coupons),

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That has got to be the most preposterously hilarious one thus far.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Viceroy’s Favorite Dice-toys

[Manalive Smith]

Vans From Denmark. (You got to get your shoes somewhere).

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*snickers*

[Dawn]

wait what does SoEU stand for? Or whatever this book series is?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Series of Unfortunate Events.

[Dawn]

…That sounds REALLY familiar..

[Dawn]

BUT I HAVEN’T READ IT D:

Okay, this has skyrocketed on my to-read list.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’ve only read the first two books, and that was 6 or 7ish years ago.

[Poulet Frit]

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE BOOK SERIES EVER!!!!
(also, 200)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I love how at this point we’re just like “200 posts on a thread? Meh, whatever…”

[Poulet Frit]

200 ain’t anything compared to most of the threads.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Compared to most is a reasonable total.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*it is.

[Manalive Smith]

Very clever books. Beautiful vocabulary, good sense of humor, but my relationship with Lemony Snicket is very love/hate. I love him, but I hate his endings.

[Manalive Smith]

But I keep coming back, only to have my hopes dashed again. It may not be healthy.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm…

[Awkward Potato]

Violently Flaming Didgeridoos (I feel qualified to do these now that I’ve read the first two books)

[Manalive Smith]

That’s perfect, and probably very difficult to play.

[Awkward Potato]

Very Frustratingly Difficult indeed.

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