TOPHAT

[Manalive Smith]

(So as I understand it you spend a lot of time following a complete idiot and wondering what he has to do with anything).

[Manalive Smith]

(Apparently the term Pimpernel is applied to many historical figures after 1900 who used disguises and deception to rescue refugees. Wikipedia lists the Tartan Pimpernel, the American Pimpernel, the Vatican Pimpernel, and the Black Pimpernel).

[Manalive Smith]

(This ends Manalive recommending books he hasn’t read at length).

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’ve heard the Attolia books are pretty great. I need to read those, too.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Would anybody know what I was talking about if I mentioned the Purple Pimpernel?

[Dawn]

Guys, we were reading the Scarlet Pimpernel out loud, and he walked out undercover, and my dad guessed his alias IMMEDIATELY.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Interesting.

[AuxCableAngie]

*composes opus of “wind instruments” (burps and farts) while killing it at work* #PhantomoftheForum

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YEAH! IT’S GROOT! HEY GROOT!

[AuxCableAngie]

I am Phantom Groot of the Forum ? Hola Carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hallo! Wie geht’s? Gut? Schlecht? Kartoffel?

[AuxCableAngie]

Sehr gut aber ich bin aus….trabjo. lol I can’t remember the word for “work” Und du?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Arbeit. Ich bin gut.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ich habe ein [message] bis du geshickt.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(pretty sure I butchered grammar in that last one)

[AuxCableAngie]

Oh duh I should’ve remembered arbeit! Dur! Oh yeah? Did you email it? I’ll check after arbeit lol

[Manalive Smith]

She is probably not a potato.

[AuxCableAngie]

I feel like a potato.

Have gotten message; have replied to message.

[Manalive Smith]

That’s nice.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So nice.

[Dawn]

Speaking of TOPHAT…I figured out a title for myself!

I am Polyonymous

Holder of Horses
Secretary of Defense
She of Many Names

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait, you’re Secretary of Defense now too? I missed that.

[Dawn]

Who else is Secretary of Defense?

[Poulet Frit]

I thought…it was brooke. But I lost count.

[Poulet Frit]

Track not count

[Masøn M.]

I have no idea, I can barely remember my own title lol…

[Poulet Frit]

Mine is the easiest to remember.

[Dawn]

Awkward made a list

“We do not in fact have a secretary of defense. The current list of positions in TOPHAT (as according to this thread) is as follows:
Poulet Frit- President
Masøn M.- Attorney General (also janitor of the year at some point)
Josiah the Carrot Stick- Chairman of the Board
Brooke AC- Secretary of State
Explosive Yeast- Strange Guy who Stands Creepily in the Corner Eating a Pickle on a Stick
Awkward Potato- Official Hug Dealer
Dawn- (pending) Secretary of Defense and Holder of Horses
(I’m pretty sure I got everyone)”

And I would like to vote Angie as “Groot the Phantom of the Forum”
so it would be
Poulet Frit- President
Masøn M.- Attorney General (also janitor of the year at some point)
Josiah the Carrot Stick- Chairman of the Board
Brooke AC- Secretary of State
Explosive Yeast- Strange Guy who Stands Creepily in the Corner Eating a Pickle on a Stick
Awkward Potato- Official Hug Dealer
Angie-Groot the Phantom of the Forum
Dawn-Polyonymous

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Manalive is Secretary of the Canadian Treasury.

[Manalive Smith]

Thank you, Carrot.

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