TOPHAT

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

This thread is exclusive to members of The Overly Punny Honor Association of Trolls (TOPHAT). i.e. if you comment in this thread you become a member of TOPHAT if you weren’t one already.

Officers:
Poulet Frit, President
Josiah the Carrot Stick, Chairman of the Board
Masøn M, Attorney General
Brooke AC, Secretary of State.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Manalive Smith has put forth an inquiry as to a mission statement/purpose for this organization. What thoughts do my fellow officers have?

[Olive]

HI!

[Olive]

Ummmm

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

HELLOOOOOOOO (LALALALALAAAALALA). Welcome to TOPHAT, Olive!

[Poulet Frit]

Mission statement…
Any ideas carrot?

[Olive]

YAAAAAY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Umm… not particularly?

[Poulet Frit]

Me neither

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Where are Brooke and Mason when we need them…

[Olive]

Grrrr, I can’t send a link

[Poulet Frit]

…right

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I usually avoid posting adult links, but this is an exception… pic.twitter.com/1X3VVl0SRn

— MatPat (@MatPatGT) March 22, 2017

[Olive]

Still can’t send a link

[Brooke AC]

The Overly Punny Honor Association of Trolls is a group of obsessive fans of The Aux Cable dedicated to show through the comments, questions, and various memes sent to Matthew and Ryan. Members of TOPHAT combine their talents and efforts to create a community for The Aux Cable fanbase.

??? I know that’s not enough and even what I do have isn’t quite right, but it’s a start.

[Manalive Smith]

That sounds like quite a noble goal. Do we engage in any form of human sacrifice, and will I have to wear a hat?

[Masøn M.]

Sorry, I went and saw Brain Candy Live by Michael Stevens from Vsauce and Adam Savage… I was basically nerding out over science…

[Manalive Smith]

There are few things better to nerd out about. What was the coolest thing they did? (I’ve just seen their video about Brachistocrones).

[Masøn M.]

(The video about Brachistochrones was what made my dad get tickets for me for my birthday lol) The coolest thing they did was probably their… Well… I don’t know, there was so much… Michael’s puns and dance moves are definitely on the list… Their exploding of hundreds of ping-pong balls is on the list… Their giant smoke ring maker is definitely on the list… Basically everything, to be honest lol

[Manalive Smith]

Sounds awesome.

[Poulet Frit]

No “human” sacrifice…yet
Hats are not required, just if we ever all meet at auxcon, you gotta wear something TOPHAT related so we all know who each other is.
We also need to start making inside jokes.
It’s basically our responsibility to make sure that the auxcablecommunity is safe and free of stupids. It’s also our job to bug Matthew and Ryan every chance we get. To send in the strangest of questions. (They haven’t answered my question about eating markers…but I sent it!!) We are also responsible for building the other fans up, rather than…tearing them down. Now, sarcasm is highly encouraged and demented jokes are welcome.
What did I forget? What did I add that shouldn’t be there?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Inside jokes. Hmm… good job, Brooke! I would say that works pretty well. Welcome to TOPHAT, Manalive!

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot…you this close to being on my nerves. And I got work today, I don’t need my nerves already gone…
That said, part of my twisted brain is encouraging you.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Sorry 😀

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(insert period directly after sorry)

[Brookoli]

Thanks, Carrot! I’ll keep trying to add on to what I have as we go along.
Can a headband count as a hat? I’ve never been incredibly fond of wearing hats.
Also, I think “hmm” is becoming an inside joke. And giving things vegetable names.

[Brookoli]

Or food names in general.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… headbands… hmm…

[Brookoli]

Yoda, you sound like, hmm?

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