Tøp

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Speaking of closets… I was at a friends house, and he was talking about who else was coming…
Friends: So, Joe, Bill, and Pete are coming at the same time… Bob is also coming. Do you know Bob?
Bob, suddenly appearing behind us: Yes, he does

[Poulet Frit]

That’s funny

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Also, at the end of a movie:
Friend #1: Yeah, he becomes one of the main villains.
Pete: I become one of the main villains.
Bob and I, at pretty much the exact same time: YOUR FACE BECOMES ONE OF THE MAIN VILLAINS!!!!
Bob and I (not at the same time): Well that was weird.
*high five*

[Poulet Frit]

Boys with your face jokes.
I would have just said “same”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YOUR FACE WOULD’VE SAID SAME!

[Poulet Frit]

….so would your face

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okay, okay, I’ll face the facts.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m done with you and your face

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Done done DONE!!!!

[Poulet Frit]

Dun

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: KRISTEN SHOCKINGLY DOESN’T PULL A KRISTEN AND PULLS THE CONVERSATION BACK TO THE ACTUAL SUBJECT!

[Poulet Frit]

So…what you are saying is. I pulled a carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Pretty much. 😀

[Poulet Frit]

I gotta work a marketing event. Ttyl

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okeydoke.

[Poulet Frit]

Literally only a min in and someone already signed my paper

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Cool.

[Poulet Frit]

I got put in charge of music cuz I have 471 songs on my phone

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I have 648 songs on my iPod.

[Poulet Frit]

But I’m blaring tøp

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Cool. I’m listening to the Red Sox game…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hang on, was that commercial a while back, in which Matthew’s car radio was stolen… was that a TØP reference?

[Poulet Frit]

YES

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YES as in I’m dumb and I should’ve figured that out earlier, or YES as in you just realized that?

[Poulet Frit]

Yes as in when it happened I may have screamed in Olivias face

[Poulet Frit]

And I’m excited that you understand. You, too, will be part of the clique

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, I’ve been doing sudoku and listening to TØP pretty much all evening, soooo…

[Poulet Frit]

You have????
And…what do you think?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup.

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