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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

LIIIIIGHTS WILL GUUUUUIDE YOU HOME AND IGNIIIIIIITE YOUR BONES AND I WILL TRYYYYYY TO FIX YOUUUUUUU…

[Poulet Frit]

That song makes me cry. Idk why. But it does

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s pretty emotional. They sang it on the Letterman Show once, and Chris Martin randomly sang a low note at the end. It was pretty hilarious.

[Poulet Frit]

It is pretty emotional. But that sounds hilarious

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I think it was an E2 or something like that.

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Pretty darn impressive for a tenor.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Like I can barely hit that note and I’m a bass.

[Poulet Frit]

I’ll watch it a bit later.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okeydokey.

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t know anything about singing, because I cannot sing well at all, so e2 means nothing to me

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s the standard for the lowest note a bass can sing. Chris Martin is a tenor. Tenors often can only sing an octave or more above that.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh dang!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Tyler Joseph, for example, can’t sing anywhere near that low. Actually, now that I think about it, Chris Martin might actually be a baritone. But he has a crazy good range either way.

[Poulet Frit]

…oh ok.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The lowest Tyler can sing is just about the highest I can sing.

[Poulet Frit]

Daannggg!!!
So, are country singers like Josh Turner and Toby Keith bass? They have pretty deep voices…idk

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe? I’ll check.

[Poulet Frit]

Cool

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Turner seems to be, but I think Keith is a baritone.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh ok. Turner is cool!! I love them both. Heck, all country singers I love. I wish I were related to one. But darius rucker and my uncle went to the same high school, graduated together, and played on the football team together

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s amusing.

[Brooke AC]

I think this is the point where I leave. But maybe it isn’t. I don’t know. I’m never gonna give this up.

[Brooke AC]

Ha.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re never gonna let this down?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Alas… I must go…

[Manalive Smith]

Alas… I must be sad now.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m sorry… it was getting rather late…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m off. Bye Manalive, even though you’re not actually here yet.

[Manalive Smith]

Bye Josiah of the past. I’ll say “hi’ to Josiah of the future for you.

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