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  • #12615
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Have fun being invisible, carrot

    #12622
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Thank you.

    #12773
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    I have to go to an end of tax season party. I may pop in every so often, but it won’t be consistent…unless I’m super bored

    #12778
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Bye.

    #12781
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    Poulet did your tax job get renewed as a year round thing? If it did I will celebrate with ice cream. If not I will go to your company’s website and give the homepage a death glare.

    #12782
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    That reminds me of something.

    #12784
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    By all means share.

    #12785
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    There will soon be a new thread.

    #12788
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Yes, I got hired as year round (minus the 8 weeks where I get fired. So they don’t have to offer health care)
    I also have to bring a snack to this party….I’m bringing cheese whiz

    #12789
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Ew.

    #12790
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    My manager is gonna laugh so hard

    #12791
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    Yeah! Now I need to find some ice cream.

    #12792
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I might have a little in my freezer.

    #12801
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    I might too. I just need to check. One of the conditions I gave Ryan when I started supporting him on Patreon was that some portion of the funds be allocated to buy ice cream for both him and Matthew. I was quite proud of that one.

    #12802
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    What do you plan to do with your eight weeks unemployed?

    #12803
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    That’s pretty great. How many conditions do you have?

    #12804
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Eat ice cream.

    #12805
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Hopefully babysit a lot because that way I can keep money coming in

    #12806
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    In answer to your question, Carrot: not nearly enough.

    #12807
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Ah.

    #12808
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    For some reason I’m imagining a guy living under a bridge who keeps telling people that he may look like a hobo, but really he’s just a tax accountant without healthcare.

    #12809
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    I need to be able to afford $20 a month. But I cannot. Maybe next tax season

    #12810
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    I think you just described a guy that works for the company (in a different office)

    #12811
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    Or tax preparer or enrolled agent. Insert whichever title actually makes sense.

    #12812
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    Well, in my imagination he has a great beard. So if you see him, tell him that for me.

    #12813
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Why $20? You already get mentioned on virtually every episode.

    #12814
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    You are The Legend.

    #12815
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Of Xanthan gum.

    #12816
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Yes, so maybe $10

    #12817
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah, that would make sense. Or $15.

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