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[Poulet Frit]

Have fun being invisible, carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Thank you.

[Poulet Frit]

I have to go to an end of tax season party. I may pop in every so often, but it won’t be consistent…unless I’m super bored

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Bye.

[Manalive Smith]

Poulet did your tax job get renewed as a year round thing? If it did I will celebrate with ice cream. If not I will go to your company’s website and give the homepage a death glare.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That reminds me of something.

[Manalive Smith]

By all means share.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

There will soon be a new thread.

[Poulet Frit]

Yes, I got hired as year round (minus the 8 weeks where I get fired. So they don’t have to offer health care)
I also have to bring a snack to this party….I’m bringing cheese whiz

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ew.

[Poulet Frit]

My manager is gonna laugh so hard

[Manalive Smith]

Yeah! Now I need to find some ice cream.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I might have a little in my freezer.

[Manalive Smith]

I might too. I just need to check. One of the conditions I gave Ryan when I started supporting him on Patreon was that some portion of the funds be allocated to buy ice cream for both him and Matthew. I was quite proud of that one.

[Manalive Smith]

What do you plan to do with your eight weeks unemployed?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s pretty great. How many conditions do you have?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Eat ice cream.

[Poulet Frit]

Hopefully babysit a lot because that way I can keep money coming in

[Manalive Smith]

In answer to your question, Carrot: not nearly enough.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah.

[Manalive Smith]

For some reason I’m imagining a guy living under a bridge who keeps telling people that he may look like a hobo, but really he’s just a tax accountant without healthcare.

[Poulet Frit]

I need to be able to afford $20 a month. But I cannot. Maybe next tax season

[Poulet Frit]

I think you just described a guy that works for the company (in a different office)

[Manalive Smith]

Or tax preparer or enrolled agent. Insert whichever title actually makes sense.

[Manalive Smith]

Well, in my imagination he has a great beard. So if you see him, tell him that for me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why $20? You already get mentioned on virtually every episode.

[Manalive Smith]

You are The Legend.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Of Xanthan gum.

[Poulet Frit]

Yes, so maybe $10

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, that would make sense. Or $15.

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