The Babylon Bee

[Masøn M.]

But it works when I do both… *Strokes beard*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I say, did you level up your chin?

[Masøn M.]

Let me correct that…

*Strokes non-existent beard*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah. That’s a pity, your already immaculate chin could’ve been more so…

[Masøn M.]

Alas, still working on it… At this point in time I look horrific with any kind of hair on my face…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hah, same.

[DScott]

What is this facial hair? I don’t think men in my family can grow it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It is generally reddish hair that sprouts from one’s face. At least in my family.

[Awkward Potato]

Don’t worry, Masøn, I don’t have a beard either

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m shocked.

[DScott]

Very weird.

[Awkward Potato]

Yeah, it would feel weird.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait, is your name Ruth by any chance?

[Awkward Potato]

Haha you know it’s not. And I’m not anybody’s great aunt either.

[Jeff Ross]

Being someone’s great aunt at your age would be weirder than you having facial hair…

[Masøn M.]

Trubth.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That would indeed be odd. I am merely an uncle, not a great one.

[Jeff Ross]

Talking about great aunts with facial hair reminds me of this classic rendition of the legendary reference:

[Jeff Ross]

No! It posted wrong…

[Jeff Ross]

[Jeff Ross]

That’s a little better.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah yes, Veggie Rocks.

[Awkward Potato]

Why did I never know these existed?!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You don’t have older siblings that are Millennials?

[Awkward Potato]

Unless you count myself, then no. I have heard the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything one tho

[Jeff Ross]

Growing up, my family’s favorite from the album was Superchick’s “Water Buffalo Song”.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True, but you’re borderline anyway.
I forgot about that one.

[Watermelon]

I legit had to go back a page and a half to figure out what in the world y’all were talking about and what this thread had to do with the Babylon Bee. Have a couple Rabbit Trails, anyone? Or maybe some Rabbit Whiskers.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re welcome, oh Elusive Watermelon.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh. I just got your whisker pun. *Applaudible*
Also… the “Heyo I’m Super Chris” thread is still available for you to introduce yourself, though you didn’t seem terribly interested in doing so previously.

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