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I don’t have any more right now, but I think it deserves its own thread.
Calvinist Church Adds Taylor Swift’s ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ To Worship Rotation
Progressive Criticizes Jesus For Not Being Very Christlike
Joel Osteen Launches Line Of Pastoral Wear: ‘Sheep’s Clothing’
“They’ll notice your suit, not your apostasy.”
Report: Facebook Follower Unfollowing
Unconfirmed: Calvinist Laughs At Joke
Vast Swathes Of Pumpkin Spice Deposits Discovered Beneath Seattle
ESPN Launches Fantasy Preaching Software
Lost Visitor Wanders Megachurch Campus For 40 Years
Man Tased While Attempting To Shake Megachurch Pastor’s Hand
Hahahaha oh wow.
Amazing! It Took A Few Years, But Tebowing Has Finally Taken Over The NFL
Oh goodness, they’re right.
Totally has nothing to do with protesting.
Nope, not at all.
Howwww dare he…
Freeloading Bum Only Reads The Headlines
It would’ve been even funnier if the article was talking about something totally different from the headline.
The Bee Explains: Hymns Vs. Modern Worship
“Many churches have embraced modern worship as a way to creatively express their love for the most holy God and break away from stale liturgy by singing the same five songs every Sunday.”
That was a good one.
Finally I can be good at math!
Feelings Now Acceptable As Answers To Math Problems
It’s about time. Just think how much this will help us advance with electronics, or physics? A true break through.
Right? I guess people have finally started to learn that feelings are so much more important than those facts that are always accurate, or whatever they say.
Are You A Bigot? Answer This One Simple Question And Find Out!
I ran across the same quiz the other day. It’s pretty shocking.
It really is. I had no idea I was a bigot!
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