#thatmomentwhen (#2)

[Explosive Yeast]

#thatmomentwhen you hop on your penny board and are going to just ride it up your street but then you start meandering around and before you know it you’ve gone 4 miles and your like “wow that was fast.” (Also I didn’t wear a helmet Carrot because it’s not comfortable and it makes me lose like 12 swag points and I like my swag points.)

[Poulet Frit]

Swag points are important…I have 0.
And nice!!! 4 miles is epic!!

[Explosive Yeast]

I think on an average day I have about 17 swag points but I reach close to 40 when I wear my red skinny jeans and fidora. Also my red jeans are the first jeans I’ve owned in years but they’re great.

[Poulet Frit]

Where the flip did you get red skinny jeans??
#I’vebeensearchinghighandlow

[Explosive Yeast]

Target I think. They aren’t as skinny of jeans as I would like (especially at the ankle) but they’re still great.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YEEEEAST!

[Poulet Frit]

Target never has my size!!! *cries*

[Explosive Yeast]

Also I pride myself on my swag points a few years ago I was a very boring looking person.

[Explosive Yeast]

CARROTTT?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*fedora. Swag points are utterly unimportant.

[Poulet Frit]

I have no swag. But I agree, you got swag.

[Explosive Yeast]

Highly debatable.

[Poulet Frit]

SWAG POINTS ARE LIFE

[Explosive Yeast]

With out my swag points I would just be another boring person in a sea of boring people. I don’t like being boring.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Would you rather be boring or have concussion?

[Poulet Frit]

That’s why I dye my hair. And wear neon clothes. And bloody clothes. And that’s why I own bright lipsticks.

[Poulet Frit]

CONCUSSION!!! ALL THE WAY!

[Explosive Yeast]

Also carrot how good of a helmet replacement do you think a beanie is?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Absolutely horrendous and pointless.

[Poulet Frit]

Beanies make you invincible!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That is one of the most preposterous things that I have heard all day.

[Explosive Yeast]

But If I fall very lightly it might stop me from getting a scrape. Maybe.

[Poulet Frit]

If you only saw the movie I am watching. It’s far more preposterous

[Poulet Frit]

If you know the proper way to fall, and you don’t fall often, you will be fine without a helmet.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That includes a very big “but” and a very big “maybe.” That sounds wrong, too.

[Explosive Yeast]

Yeah I feel backwards off mine a couple days ago and my hand and elbow took all the force although bleeding elbows aren’t fun.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“IF” “AND”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wear elbow pads.

[Explosive Yeast]

Wow I feel backwards. I wonder what that Even means.

[Poulet Frit]

Bleeding elbows are better than cracked skulls.

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