#thatmomentwhen (#2)

[Poulet Frit]

They didn’t laugh that I knocked myself out. I knocked myself out when I was like 9.
I just had my foot wrong the other day, I quickly fixed it.
The road rash wasn’t my fault, and I had been wearing a helmet that time. If not I may not be here, as I hit my head super hard on the asphalt

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Regardless, you should wear a helmet.

[Poulet Frit]

But then I cannot see. And I have to watch carefully for cars because people in the neighborhood will just run you over

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Get a helmet that you can see with.

[Poulet Frit]

But my head will sweat. I like skating cuz the wind in my face and I just feel…free

[Poulet Frit]

I will take my chances and use common sense to stay safe.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A sweaty head is much better than a bloody one.

[Poulet Frit]

I will be safe, carrot. I know how to do this

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*shrugs*

[Manalive Smith]

Thank you for caring though.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re welcome. What is your opinion on the subject?

[Manalive Smith]

Helmets are useful, but they can take care of themselves.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*sighs* Well, never mind then.

[Poulet Frit]

Thanks, manalive. It means a lot.
Probably not the best time to mention that I fall while walking up stairs…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

He said nothing about you being able to take care of yourself. He said the helmet can take care of itself. #misplacedmodifier

[Manalive Smith]

I haven’t smiled so much at a grammar based joke in a long while.

[Poulet Frit]

Yall

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re welcome, Manalive.

[Explosive Yeast]

#thatmomentwhen you get on the forum to late for all the non mountain time people and there’s no one to talk to. ?

[Awkward Potato]

I’m here…but I am in mountain time anyway.

[Explosive Yeast]

Ah I see. Good to know other people are still alive. How was your day?

[Awkward Potato]

Pretty good. And I’m still alive, yes, so I’m thankful for that.

[Masøn M.]

I’m here… In Central Time… Just watching some Tim Hawkins…

[Explosive Yeast]

Hopefully I’m gonna go see him in August with my family. That would be great.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

All the cool people show up when I need to go to bed…

[Explosive Yeast]

Yeah it not even 9 yet here

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*it’s

[Explosive Yeast]

No I wanted to sound like a hillbilly.

[Poulet Frit]

“All the cool people show up when I need to go to bed”
Apparently I’m not cool.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“All” was hyperbole.

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