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IF IT HAS A TAIL IT IS A MONKEY. IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A TAILE IT IS AN APE.
IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A TAIL, IT’S NOT A MONKEY. EVEN IF IT HAS A MONKEY KIND OF SHAPE. IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A TAIL, IT’S NOT A MONKEY. IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A TAIL, IT’S NOT A MONKEY. IT’S AN APE.
BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAS
Poor…tomato
No comprendo.
¡¡¿¿NO COMPRENDO!!?? I’ll show you no comprendo!!
BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS
Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn’t catch me! It is so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!
BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAS
The ballpoint pEEEEENNNNNS ARE GONE AGAIN
THEY’RE GONE AGAIN
Homophones, homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
A trailer hitch? Left mine at hoooooome!
BECAUSE IIIIIIIT’S CHRISTMAS
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fallllll!
BEACAAAAAAAAAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS
*BECAAAAAAAAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAS.
BEEEEEECAAAAAUSE IIIIT’S CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
I like your car. I like yours too. Is it a Jeep? A Subaru. I like your tires. You have nice chrome. A trailer hitch? Left mine at hooooome.
OHHH YOU AND ME IN OUR SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES CRUSING TO 7-11 ON A CUPPA STEAMIN JOE
OOOOH YOU AND ME IN OUR SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES WE’LL SLAM INTO 4-WHEEL DRIVE FOR A SCOOP OF ROCKY ROAD
BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAAS
Tell
The water’s
Another lonely day in a crowded town Making our way the best we know how
milk
Jump in your car, drive into the city, Buy a jug of m*** for your nauseated kitty.
In our star-spangled kilts… We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts.
BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS
This could go in several different threads, but I think it fits best here:
LARRY BOY! THERE’S NO HERO QUITE LIKE LARRY BOY
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