Silly Songs

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BELLYBUTTON! UH-UH!

[Brooke AC]

OOOH YOU AND ME
IN OUR SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

DO THE HOPPERENA!

[Brooke AC]

PAAAAAAAANTS

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS

[Brooke AC]

Lance the Turtle!
Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle!
Dance, dance, dance!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

[insert a bunch of gobbledygook about maple syrup and koalas]

[Brooke AC]

‘CAUSE YOU’RE HIS
CHEESE
BURG
ER

[What is it?]

HIS PERFECT CHEESEBURGER

[Yes and yes]

HE’LL WAIT FOR YOU-OU, OH, HE’LL WAIT FOR YOU-OU

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

OOOOH HE WILL WAIT FOR YOOOOOOOU…

[Awkward Potato]

(Sung in Adler’s voice)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Haha, yes.)

[Dawn]

DONUTS FOR BENNNNNYYYYYYYY!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Wow, I forgot about that one.)

[Brooke AC]

Can I have my baaaaall? Can you get my baaaaall? I kicked it into a tree.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

WHAAAAAT A LOVELY BUNCH WE AAAAAAARE IN OUR GATED UNITYYYYYY

[Brooke AC]

FREE FREE OF DEBRIS

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIISTMAAAAAAS

[Brooke AC]

And I’ve come to rob your bank!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAS

[Brooke AC]

TOMATO SAUCE AND CHEESE SO GOOOOOEY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

PIZZA ANGEL I’M ON MY KNEEEEEEEES

[Brooke AC]

YOU’RE MY FAVORITE PIE FROM SICIIIIILLYYYYY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIISTMAAAS

[Brooke AC]

USTA!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAS

[Brooke AC]

Miren el pepino!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIISTMAAAAAS

[Dawn]

Like a lion…about to eat

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