Silly Songs

[Awkward Potato]

Because I now have “Everybody’s Got a Water Buffalo” stuck in my head. Also, we can quote random lyrics.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

CEEEEEEEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Broccoli]

You’re welcome, Potato.

Also,

Don’t got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel. Don’t got no ice cream, no cookies, no sTRUdel. But I’m yodeleheyodeleheyodelehe-happy-hoo just here with my poodle!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

SNEEEEEEZE IF YOU NEEED TOOOOOOO LAAAAAAUGH IF YOU HAVE TOOOOOOO LAAAALAAAALAAAALAAAAAAA I’M MESSING UP THE SOOOOOOOOONG

[Broccoli]

USTA

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

THE BISCUIT OF ZAZZAMARANDABO IT LIES ATOP A MOUND OF SNOW UP IN THE HILLS WHERE THE COLD WINDS BLOW THE BISCUIT OF ZAZZAMARANDABOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Awkward Potato]

PIZZA ANGEL PLEASE COME TO ME
TOMATO SAUCE AND CHEESE SO GOOEY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

PIZZA ANGEL I’M ON MY KNEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Awkward Potato]

YOU’RE MY FAVORITE PIE FROM SICILY

[Poulet Frit]

Hi, I’m from the IRS, and I’ve come to tax your-*door slams in face*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Dawn]

Everybody’s got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh where we get them I don’t know but everybody’s got a water buffaloooooOOOOO

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Dawn]

EVERYBODY’S GOT A BABY KANGAROO
YOURS IS PINK BUT MINE IS BLUE
WHERE WE GET THEM WISH I KNEW
BUT EVERYBODY’S GOT A BABY KANGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Broccoli]

And SOIL YOUR QUILTS.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Dawn]

THIS IS A SONG FOR YOUR PREGNANT KITTY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

SHE WILL FEEL BETTEEEEEEER IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dawn]

SHE LOOKS UNCOMFY
THINK I’D BE TOO

[Broccoli]

HE’S GONE A LITTLE LOOPY
IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD
HERE’S A COUPLE PENNICILIN
FOR YOUR SICKLY ARCTIC BIRD

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMASS

[Dawn]

JUMP INTO YOUR CAR
DRIVE INTO THE CITY
BUY A JUG OF MILK
FOR YOUR NAUSEATED KITTY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Dawn]

“There lived a man so long ago, his memory’s but faint
Was not admired (did not inspire) like president or saint
But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets
For a special cure (they knew for sure) wouldn’t come from other vets
WOOOOOAAAHHH…”

[not again]

I’LL SING A SOOOOONG FOR YOU PREGNANT KITTYYYYYY SHE WILL FEEL BETTEEEEEEEER IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOO… (I’m messing this up really badly.)

[Dawn]

(Dude I already did that verse XD)

[Dawn]

(I just looked it up online tbh)

[not again]

(Yeah, I thought you did, but you seemed to be starting at the beginning, and I thought that was the first verse.)

[Brooke AC]

‘Cause he’s got hAIR

[Author]

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