Random Thoughts

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I think I heard about it before hand… probably from stalking Ryan’s socials.

[Dawn]

I heard about it from Ryan’s Q&A video XD

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I knew about it before that.

[Poulet Frit]

…I’m sorry I was here first, dawn

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Are you?

[Poulet Frit]

…kinda

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…sorta… not really?

[Poulet Frit]

I want her to be able to say she’s been around since the dawn of the podcast and was the first.
But I was the first.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ohhhh. Were you legitimately the first? Of anybody?

[Dawn]

No no, it’s okay Kristen! I think it sounds awesome that before the Dawn, the Legend was there.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm…

[Poulet Frit]

Ok, that does sound awesome!!
I may not have been first. But I think I’m the first FACE.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You were the first FACE before FACEs existed.

[Awkward Potato]

Sounds like a hipster. “I was a FACE before it was cool.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Poulet Frit]

…I’ll be a hipster FACE

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Sounds… interesting.

[Masøn M.]

Remember the days when we used to think you were planning on kidnapping them and taking over the podcast?… Heck, that was my first question… Asking about the secret code… Which we STILL haven’t gotten (to my knowledge)…

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLE DAYS
WHEN KRISTEN WAS
A FUGITIVE
AND RYAN HADN’T MOVED OUT…

[Poulet Frit]

Oh, my plans are just no longer public knowledge

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, we still haven’t found it. We have found some other interesting things, though.

[Awkward Potato]

Like what? I can’t think of any at the moment.

[Poulet Frit]

Team members page.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yep. That’s one.

[Poulet Frit]

Candy cigarettes from my childhood. Where can I find them? Why do I want them? Did anyone else pretend to smoke them, or did yall just eat them?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I know there are some at [censored] in [censored], [censored].

[Poulet Frit]

I’m confused. I think I know one of those words

[Masøn M.]

Psh, I wasn’t even allowed to make a dum-dum stick look like a cigarette after I was done, much less an actual candy cig ?

[Poulet Frit]

Oh…I loved the candy cigs. But my sister found one yesterday and ate it and said it tasted like “childhood disappointment”. Apparently they taste better when you are a child.

[Awkward Potato]

I wouldn’t have a clue where to find them. I’ve never even had one.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nope, you probably don’t know one of those words. It’s not in my state.

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