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  • #36998
    AvatarDScott
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    I never said you didn’t.

    #36999
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Well then.

    #37054
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    I’ve been gone a lot I know.
    There’s so much going on.
    I’m sorry.

    #37060
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Np

    #37149
    AvatarMasøn M.
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    Just finished reading Ready Player One (NOT ENDORSED OR RECOMMENDED BY ME, THERE WAS A LOT MORE… CONTENT IN IT THAN I WAS EXPECTING) and am officially un-hyped for the movie after rewatching the trailer… It’s gonna be just like every Hollywood take on a book and it’s gonna be pitiful… There’s no way Spielberg will give this book the movie it deserves, and no way I will get dragged to the theater to watch it… Even though I probably will… Because curiosity…

    #37150
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    I won’t though…because Masøn…

    #37151
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    **what it deserves

    #37159
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    The “THERE WAS A LOT MORE… CONTENT IN IT THAN I WAS EXPECTING” made me laugh.

    #37188
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    It was mainly just language… Considering it is mainly about the 80’s it’s sort of like a replica of 80’s entertainment, thus language… But still… more than I was expecting…

    #37581
    AvatarAuxCableAngie
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    Church politics are stupid. #flipatable

    #37582
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    #StopTableAbuse

    #37588
    AvatarWeirdo Kid
    Guest

    #Bringbacktablesafety

    #37595
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    #FlipACoinInstead

    #39805
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    My brain has now made the same connection for “manometer” as for “phenomenon” to that one song from the Muppets. Thanks, chemistry.

    #39806
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    There was a long period of time where I jokingly said ‘Cimannin’ instead of ‘Cinnamon’, and now I accidentally say Cimannin when trying to say the real word..

    #39811
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Hahaha nice. I once made up a tongue twister that was something like “cinnamon synonym cinema synopsis”

    #39814
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Oh yes, I also say Cinnamon for Synonym too…

    #39815
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    One time when I was little my aunt and uncle brought some cinnamon raisin bread to our house. When I was eating said bread, I allegedly remarked “Cinnamon. Diaper. Nappy.”

    #39893
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    Random thought: How come we have F.A.C.E.s in three different time zones, but they all wake up and post on the Not-Forum at the exact same time?

    #39894
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    🤔

    #39903
    AvatarBekah
    Guest

    I think it’s because we post on the websites time zone, which I would think would be Matthew since her runs the show

    #39906
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Wow, that’s a better answer to the question than I could ever think of…

    #39916
    AvatarBekah
    Guest

    Really? Usually I feel like a dummy and everyone else is so smart

    #39917
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hmm…

    #41059
    Avatarwileycoyote
    Participant

    The Old-Fashioned Lady.

    My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in language. She and her husband were planning a week’s vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation.

    She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She couldn’t bring herself to write the word “toilet” in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old-fashion term, ” bathroom commode.”

    But when she wrote that down, she still thought she was being too forward. So she started all over again, rewrote the entire letter and referred to the bathroom commode merely as the ” B.C. ” ” Does the campground have its own B.C. is what she actually wrote.

    Well, the campground owner wasn’t old-fashioned at all and when he got the letter, he just couldn’t figure out what the women was talking about. That “B.C.” business really stumped him. After worrying about it for a while, he showed the letter to several campers, but they couldn’t imagine what the lady meant either. So, the campground owner, finally coming to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about the location of the local Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the following reply:

    Dear Madam,

    I regret, very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure of informing you that a B.C. is located 9 miles north of the campground, and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. It is located in a beautiful pine grove and is opened only on Sundays and Wednesdays. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late. My daughter met her husband in the B.C.

    The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. Sometimes it is so crowded, there are 5 to a seat. It may interest you to know that right now there is a supper planed to raise money to buy more seats. They’re going to hold it in the basement of the B.C.

    I would like to say it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but is surely not due to lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in the cold weather.

    If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you for the first time you go, sit with you an introduce you to all the older folks. We will be sure to have a seat up in the front where you can be seen by everyone.

    Remember we are a friendly community.

    Sincerely yours,

    (The campground owner)

    #41067
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    Quite the random copy-paste.

    #41467
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    Today I was reading the Bible in John 11:16. In the English versions I’m familiar with, the verse says that Thomas’s nickname is “Didymus”. However, today I was reading it in German and found that the nickname was “Zwilling”, which is the German word for “Twin”. I then looked and found other English translations that render the nickname as “Twin”. I immediately investigated and found that “Thomas” (an Aramaic name) and “Didymus” (a Greek name) both mean “Twin”.

    According to my research, there is no explanation on whether he actually had a twin or if he looked close enough to someone else to be nicknamed “Twin” or if his parents named him “Twin” just for the fun of it (tradition says his real name may have been Jude, Judas, or Judah, but there’s no confirmation on that).

    I’m not saying we should start calling him “Twin Thomas” because it sounds like “Twin Towers” and the names of “Apostle Thomas” or “Doubting Thomas” are sufficiently descriptive names, but I was mildly surprised in my brief research to find that there really hasn’t ever been a time when English speakers decided to capitalize upon the alliterative opportunity to call him “Twin Thomas” on a regular basis.

    #41469
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Hmm, that’s pretty interesting!…

    #41472
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    So Skype just crashed and I can’t get it to reopen, in case anyone from that video call can see this.

    #41474
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    We are so glad you were able to rejoin, even though none of us saw that message.

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