March FACEoff

[Brooke AC]

OOH, I GET A PLAQUE! I’m happy!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*imaginary plaque.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Can I close the polls?

[Brooke AC]

But my imagination is a wonderful place where I spend most of my time.
And sure?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okay, well, whatever floats your boat.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah the Carrot Stick wins round 3.2 5-1 over Superchris01. Chris, you get an imaginary participation plaque! Josiah the Carrot Stick advances to the championship, and will face Kristen! Voting for the championship round is now open!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, it’s been nice knowing you, fellow contestants. I’m dead.

[Brooke AC]

EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH i dont wanna voteeeeee

[Brooke AC]

see? its even making me use uncorrect grammer

[Brooke AC]

Friends, please know that whatever my choice may be, I arrived at it through much internal struggle and emotional turmoil.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m…gonna hide in a hole until this is over. I’m scared

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I really don’t care who you vote for. If you vote for Kristen, I will understand because that is what I would do; if you vote for me I will be mildly amused.

[Poulet Frit]

If you vote for me, thanks. If you dont. It’s ok

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well if it makes you feel better Kristen, you’re up 1-0… granted it was Olivia that voted for you.

[Awkward Potato]

I feel you, Brooke…aaaah how does I supposed to decided?!? It’s messing up me grammer toooo!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Sorry…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Kristen wins the March FACEoff 4-2-1 over Josiah the Carrot Stick and Franklin. Kristen, you win an imaginary t-shirt! Franklin, you win an imaginary certificate of something-or-other! Carrot, you win absolutely nothing! Thank you to everyone who participated!

[Poulet Frit]

Good game!
Thanks everyone who voted for me!! Yall are great!! And to the ones who didn’t: how dare you (jk, yall are great too!!)
I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON AN IMAGINARY SHIRT!!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR IT TO COME IN THE MAIL!!!
Carrot, seriously, you were an admirable opponent!!

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot doesn’t win nothing. Carrot wins a long distance pat on the back!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Double negative.

[Manalive Smith]

Don’t you love it when election season is finished and we can all move on.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Haha yeah…

[Poulet Frit]

Double negative makes it a positive right? So I was saying you do win something…right? Good, that was what I was meaning to say and look…I actually portrayed it correctly. ?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

GAAAA!!! IT’S THE EMOJI!!!

[Brooke AC]

Carrot should win freedom from that emoji

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YES. PLEASE.

[Brooke AC]

Just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Tool in

[Jeff Ross]

We aren’t doing this again in 2018 are we? Or will we do a different sort of bracket competition (since those tend to be popular in March)?

[DScott]

Josiah was also wondering.

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