Josiah the Carrot Stick wins Round 2.3 8-1 over Awkward Potato. AP, you get an imaginary participation trophy! Josiah advances to the Ffffinal Ffffour and will face the winner of Round 2.4. Voting for round 2.4, Masøn M. v. Explosive Yeast, is now live.

Masøn M. wins Round 2.4 8-2 over Explosive Yeast. Yeast, you get an imaginary participation trophy! Masøn M. advances to the Ffffinal Ffffour and will face Josiah. Voting for Fffffinal Fffffour Match #1, Kristen v. Brooke, is now live.

Kristen wins the Fffffinal Fffffour Match #1 6-3 over Brooke. Brooke, you get an imaginary participation trophy! Kristen advances to the championship and will face the winner of FF Match #2. Voting for FF Match #2, Masøn M. V. Josiah the Carrot Stick is now live.

Josiah wins Fffffinal Ffffour Match #2 6-1 over Masøn and advances to the championship where he will face Kristen. Voting for a surprise bonus round, Masøn v. Brooke, is now live.

Masøn wins the third place bonus round 5-4 over Brooke. Masøn, you win bragging rights or something. Brooke, you get an imaginary participation plaque!

Josiah inexplicably wins the championship 9-2 over Kristen. Kristen, you get an imaginary t-shirt! Josiah, you get absolutely nothing.

We aren’t doing this a third year in a row, are we? Or are we? It’s been a totally different world since the last competition, for only one podcast episode has been released, the greatest fancast of all time was produced, Ryan got married, and Skype has overtaken the Not-Forum as the main hub of F.A.C.E. communication.

If a notable amount of people want to do it again, I can set it up, but I’m not going to bother unless at least 10 or so FACEs are legitimately interested.