Haikus

[Manalive Smith]

She speaks in haiku.
Parentheses are evil.
Dawn, I’m proud of you.

[Poulet Frit]

(Yes, it’s Matthew and another. Not me. Not yeast)

[Dawn]

I should hope not Yeast!
We don’t condone lawlessness
In this community!

Granted, we do have
A guild of assassins and
A cult of TopHat…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Umm… technically that’s not illegal anymore, Dawn. I’m not saying it’s right, because it’s not, but it’s not illegal. I was assuming that it was Yeast because the subject had been brought up before, but I am certainly fine with it being somebody else.)

[Poulet Frit]

(It’s a fake wedding as well. No actual wedding things. Just like a big catered party)

[Dawn]

Dawn stared at Josiah
Twenty-three year old man
Wedding a minor

That’s illegal in
Every state, and Canada
Without permission

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Oh yeah, that’s a thing.)

[Dawn]

Dawn continued on
In her quest. She wondered who
Converses within

The Facebook chat. Names
She knows? Names she does not know?
Questions pound within

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(The subject came up at one point, and I think I figured out everybody. Hang on a sec.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(https://auxcableshow.com/community/topic/thatmomentwhen-2/page/26/)

[Dawn]

Dawn cried “I got it!”
The fake wedding is between
Matthew and Censored!

Dawn, satisfied, rests.
Never mind that she doesn’t
Know who Censored is.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Haha, yeah.)

[Awkward Potato]

This thread used to be fun.
But it has been neglected.
Should we bring it back?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I believe we should
Like #bringbackfranklin
We will bring it back

[Awkward Potato]

I was hoping that
Manalive would stick around
But it seems he’s gone.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Where has the Man gone?
Is he even still Alive
Man Alive, who knows?

[Dawn]

I believe that Smith
Is alive and will return…
eventually

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, he really will
But when exactly will he
Make his slick return?

[Masøn M.]

Perhaps when the world
Is on fire and ending
Is when he will come

(That’s kinda makes him sound like he’s Jesus XD)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True, but we all know
Manalive is not Jesus
Close though he may be

[Manalive Smith]

Life has been quite mad.
I’ve not given up on you.
I am still right here.

[Manalive Smith]

Now that being said
Let us avoid heresy
Don’t compare to Christ.

[Dawn]

Amen Manalive
I wholeheartedly agree.
Avoid heresy.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Is it heresy?
Could it be some blasphemy?
No, it’s JESUS-MAN!

[Jeff Ross]

Classic Blimey Cow
Though in now be unlisted
It’s impact remains

[Jeff Ross]

(I meant to write “Its”
In the previous Haiku
Pardon my mistake)

[Masøn M.]

Unlisted it is
But unwatchable it’s not.
There is a playlist!

[Dawn]

I did not know that
This existed. I thought t’was
a joke, but it’s real.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It is very good
It is very beautiful
It is Desmischous

[Jeff Ross]

Is it “Desmischous”?
That spelling seems quite German.
I’d say “Deshmicious”.

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