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[Poulet Frit]

(I have 0 eyebrow skills. I cannot make my eyebrows move. Up and down as a pair…yes, but not much. And definitely not one at a time. But I can lick my elbow)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I can make my eyebrows alternate going up and down at the same time. I can’t lick my elbow, though.)

[Poulet Frit]

(It freaks people out that I can lick my elbow)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(because it’s supposedly impossible)

[Poulet Frit]

(I’m slightly double jointed in my shoulder. Which means…you know the monster from scooby doo whose arm was all outta wack and looked like it was coming out of his head, in the episode or movie where they go to the theme park? I can do that with my arm)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(No, since I’ve never watched Scooby Doo.)

[Poulet Frit]

(You need to watch scooby doo)

[TOTALLY not Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Why?”
-Basically everybody ever

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(whoops, forgot to change my name)

[Poulet Frit]

Because it’s funny
-my reasoning for a lot of things

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“…and?”
-somebody sometime

[Poulet Frit]

“I’m too classy to be trashy”
-Kristen, 2017

[Brookoli]

“Stay classy.”
-Ryan Matlock

[Poulet Frit]

“And don’t be trashy”
-someone at some point

[Awkward Potato]

“Have a great life, don’t be stupid or make bad decisions.”
-Katie Gregoire

[Poulet Frit]

“Stay positive”
-Chris howard

[Awkward Potato]

And of course…
“Don’t be messy.”
-Jordan Taylor

[Brookoli]

“…And leave good Messyges!”
-Jordan Taylor

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“…and leave good dudes!”
-Somebody on the Cowmoonity Fancast; probably either Zach Fontes or Joe Repp.

[Poulet Frit]

“Stay awkward”
-adler

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Mmmmmm BYE BYE!”
-PBG

[Masøn M.]

“And always wear your seatbelts”
– James, TheOdd1sOut

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Push the red button.”
-John Avery Whittaker

[Poulet Frit]

“Chicken…BOCK BOCK!!”
Adler

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“That is not the chicken dance.”
-Manuel

[Tingle]

“TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH!”
-The Great and Honorable Tingle

[Brooke AC]

“My whole world is this screen: just four walls of a rectangle. But I can dare to dream.” -Major Monogram, Phineas and Ferb

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“There’s a screen on my chest.”
-At this point I probably don’t even need to specify what this is from

[Masøn M.]

“Time for Tubby Bye-Bye. Time for Tubby Bye-Bye.” – The Voice That Controls The People With The Screens On Their Chests’ lives

[Poulet Frit]

…teletubbies are vicious demons.

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