Conversation With Only Quotes

[Masøn M.]

(Ahhh, okay… Didn’t even cross my mind… At this point, Kristen, I think we’re just quoting TØP songs, which I’m totally fine with…”

“Hey, hey, wouldn’t it be great, great, if we could just lay down and wake up in slowtown…” -Slowtown, the song which is so true and relatable it’s not even funny, by Twenty Paphonies

[Poulet Frit]

“Don’t say ‘I can’t’, say ‘I presently am incompetent at this thing'”
-Matt meese

[Masøn M.]

(I just watched that last night… P90X for the win…)

[Poulet Frit]

“One NASA authority said ‘sometimes I cry in the shower”
-channel surfing

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“The Man!”- Announcer #1

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“The Myth” -Announcer #2

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“THE LEGEND!!!” -Announcers 1 and 2

[Poulet Frit]

“QUE BUUUUEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOO”

[Poulet Frit]

“Yo my name is adler. I’m a wanna be gonna be comedy rapper. I can rap your pants off, but keep them on so we dance off.”
-adler

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“I’m so offended.” -Adler Davidson

[Poulet Frit]

“You have the personality of a doorknob’
-Adler (not being rude. I just like this quote)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you’ll end up in the stars.”
-Adler

[Masøn M.]

#art

[Poulet Frit]

Art is dead
-adlers piece of paper on his bed

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Carry me, I’m just a dead man lying on the carpet.”
-Dead Man, Jars of Clay

[Poulet Frit]

“Carry on my wayward son”
-whichever band sings it I’m too tired from work to look

[Poulet Frit]

“Bro, do you even bisque?”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“I am the very model of a modern major general
I’ve information vegetable, animal and, mineral
I know the kings of England and I quote the facts historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
I’m very well acquainted to in matters mathematical
I understand equations both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorems I am teeming with a lot of news
Lot of news, let’s see
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.”
-Modern Major General, The Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan (that one was from memory, not Wikiquote)

[Poulet Frit]

Daannngg
-somebody at somepoint

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“I’m very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the names of beings animalculous
In short in matters vegetable, animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern major general.”
-Modern Major General, PoP by G&S (okay, so I might have looked up part of that verse)

[Masøn M.]

“Ddddaaaaaaannnnggggg bbboooooooiiiiii…” – Lot’s of people at some point, but for this one specifically Matt Meese, Operation Breakup Pt. 2

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Mah boi!” -King Harkinian, Legend of Zelda CDi games

[Poulet Frit]

…I have no words…no quotes, to respond to that
-Kristen, 2017

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“I just wonder what Ganon’s up to.”
-Link, Link: The Faces of Evil

[Poulet Frit]

#heart_of_gold_and_shoulder_to_waist_ratio_of_a_dorito
(If you don’t know who that is…it won’t make any sense)

[Poulet Frit]

Hang on. It went stupid.

Heart of gold and shoulder to waist ratio of a dorito.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“This is the rap [thread] that don’t make sense.”
-Rap That Don’t Make Sense, Adler Davidson

[Poulet Frit]

Did you not get the Captain Dorito reference?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I’d never heard of him before.)

[Poulet Frit]

Captain America. He has the shoulder to waist ratio of a dorito. You should Google it

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