BREAKING NEWS (3#)

[Masøn M.]

Okay, I didn’t not realize I said that… and I can’t blame it on autocorrect cause it was on my laptop… my fingers just moved faster than my brain, I’ll say that…

[Poulet Frit]

Enjoy your movies, guys!!
I have 7 blizzards on my lap

[Masøn M.]

Like… Dairy Queen Blizzards?

[Poulet Frit]

Yes

[Gangsta Carrot]

Good gravy.

[Poulet Frit]

They weren’t all mine. My mom sent my sister and I to get blizzards for us three and my brother, and the neighbor asked us to grab 3 blizzards for her and her kids. I don’t drive, so I was holding them

[Gangsta Carrot]

Ah.

[Manalive Smith]

Fun fact: Special effects weren’t to the point where they could make good looking zero gravity for Apollo 13 with either cables or computers, so they built the set on a zero-g plane and filmed the space scenes a few seconds at a time during the short moments of zero gravity on the plane. (The rest of the time like on all zero-g flights was spent at double earths gravity) It’s estimated that the cast spent more time weightless than most astronauts do before being sent into orbit.

[Manalive Smith]

*earth’s Because Carrot will correct it if I don’t.

[Gangsta Carrot]

That’s actually really interesting. I was wondering how they shot the zero-gravity scenes… thank you, Manalive.

[Manalive Smith]

I was reading through the alphabetical list of courses at my college, and I realized that some of them when read aloud sound not like two courses of study, but one new oddly specific major.

-Japanese Journalism
-Spanish Surgical Technology
-Marketing Massage Therapy Math
-Meteorology Multimedia Graphics and Design.
-Powerplant Technology Psychology
-Literature Machining
-Dance Dental Assisting
-Nursing Assistant Outdoor Studies

Just thought you ought to know.

[Manalive Smith]

And I almost forgot:

-Veterinary Welding

[Poulet Frit]

I’M DYING OMG

[Manalive Smith]

Glad to be of service.

[Poulet Frit]

I read them to my aunt and she died as well. You murdered 2 people. It has been deemed death by laughing too hard and the police may come arrest you 😛

[Poulet Frit]

Manalive, do you make the sandwiches? And do you have a TARDIS? Cuz I could go for a sandwich right about now

[Manalive Smith]

Unfortunately I do not own a Tardis to the best of my knowledge, and the fact that my future self is not currently knocking at the front door so we can bring you a sandwich together implies that I will not receive a Tardis during my summer internship and may in fact never have my own Tardis. I’ll just have to keep hitching rides on my friend’s Tardises. I can sort of make a sandwich, but I am not a professional sandwich maker. If you need someone to wash your dishes or work a cash register I’ve got that covered, otherwise the best I can do is get you 60% off a really great sandwich if you visit Colorado some time in the next month.

[Poulet Frit]

Probably won’t happen in the next month but that’s a great discount!!
The food truck hasn’t shown up and I didn’t have breakfast. 7-11 may be my only option

[Gangsta Carrot]

Those are some pretty great courses.

[Manalive Smith]

I’ve had some awful coworkers and some far from pleasant managers, but the company really does try to take care of it’s employees.

[Manalive Smith]

As I’m sure you can tell, I meant to say “it is employees.”

[Gangsta Carrot]

Definitely.

[Gangsta Carrot]

I really need to change my profile picture.

[Manalive Smith]

I saved a copy of it to my desktop so I can appreciate it always.

[Gangsta Carrot]

I kind of thought you would be unimpressed by it.

[Manalive Smith]

I also have a copy of Brain Toast for historical reasons.

[Poulet Frit]

Well, as long as the sandwiches are good. I’m sad that you have poopy people you work with, but only one more month!

[Gangsta Carrot]

Sandwiches.

[Manalive Smith]

I’m very impressed by it. The elf looking individual can really pull off the sunglasses, and it has a layer of transparency which always wows me no matter how old I get.

[Gangsta Carrot]

The hat isn’t on very well.

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