BREAKING NEWS (3#)

[Poulet Frit]

Mason, how old do you think I am/when do you think I graduated?

(Carrot, don’t say a word as you know my age)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A word.

[Poulet Frit]

I said help, because I need backup

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What, to thwart the evil ways of EL CARROT STICK?

[Poulet Frit]

Just censor yourself…or I’ll tell everyone you live in Delaware (shut up)

[Poulet Frit]

Yes. El carrot stick

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Go right ahead and tell everyone I live in Delaware.

[Poulet Frit]

…but I’ve learned better recently

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, really?

[Poulet Frit]

Yes!

[Poulet Frit]

I feel like you don’t like me, carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, I don’t mind you. I merely enjoy frustrating people.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So did Olivia tell you of my tweet about goats, or something?

[Poulet Frit]

No.
Brooke told me about how you mentioned me in something about epic vlogs. I’m coming up with ideas for a vlog like that now.

[Poulet Frit]

And you are succeeding in being frustrating.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I am mildly confused. Why do you know more about me because I mentioned you once?

[Poulet Frit]

What?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Never mind.

[Poulet Frit]

What tweet about goats did you make??

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Shh. Nothing.

[Poulet Frit]

I’M SO CONFUSED!!!
PLEASE HELP ME

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Can I help you?”
-Madam Sidler

[Poulet Frit]

What is carrot talking about?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The Wingfeather Saga.

[Poulet Frit]

“Stinkin goats”?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s the one.

[Poulet Frit]

What does that have to do with ANYTHING??

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Quite a bit.

[Poulet Frit]

Are you with your uncle that has goats?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, I am not.

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