BREAKING NEWS (3#)

[Manalive Smith]

I wear glasses?

[Poulet Frit]

Yes. Unless yeast has another brother named sam

[Manalive Smith]

He does! It gets incredibly confusing.

[AuxCableAngie]

I am Groot.

[Poulet Frit]

Are you being sarcastic, manalive?

[Manalive Smith]

Sarcastic is defined as “marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt.” I neither intend to mock or convey contempt. I just enjoy making ridiculous assertions.

[Poulet Frit]

Whatever, sam. I know you wear glasses

[Manalive Smith]

I just took off my glasses to prove you wrong, and now it’s very difficult to type. I feel a headache oming on.

[Poulet Frit]

Are you near sighted or far sighted?

[Poulet Frit]

I’m near sighted (I think. I always get them mixed up)
Up close I can see, far away is super blurry.
If I take off my glasses and someone is 5 feet away from me, it looks like they don’t have eyes, just black holes. Because the details are blurry. Like I can make out their face, but…not their eyes I guess

[Manalive Smith]

Both. Legally blind in one eye, amblyopic in the other. The farsighted eye is mostly functioning, but my brain never figured out how to use it properly and much prefers to use the one that’s nearsighted to the point of blindness.

[Manalive Smith]

Without glasses I get two competing images, one that’s uselessly blurry shifting back and forth over one that is almost functional.

[Poulet Frit]

My mom is legally blind in one eye and I think she’s amblyopic in the other one as well, so I understand…kinda

[Poulet Frit]

Sounds like a fun life to live.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m nearsighted.

[Brooke AC]

I’m nearsighted. I wear contacts, but I have glasses as well that I wear sometimes.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Apparently everybody has eye issues.

[Poulet Frit]

I can’t wear contacts. My eyes are super sensitive, I cannot even watch someone rub their eye without my eyes water a lot

[Brooke AC]

#13369 Eye agree.
My friend just started wearing contacts, and the first day he tried, it took him 40 minutes.

[Masøn M.]

not everyone, Carrot…

[Masøn M.]

I’ve never actually gotten my eyes checked out, who knows, I might be nearly blind in both eyes… I feel like I can see fine… Maybe I’ve just been living life missing out on true vision…

[Manalive Smith]

Mason of the Flawless Vision.

[Brooke AC]

Eye think we all have issues with our vision in some sense, Mason, even if it doesn’t have to do with actual eyesight.

[Brooke AC]

Although, in 3 years, we’ll all have 2020 vision.

[Masøn M.]

If I have a problem with anything it’s memory… My memory is trash… As can be seen by the amount of times I’ve forgotten my TOPHAT position…

[Manalive Smith]

It’s Attorney General in case you were wondering.

[Masøn M.]

Well played, Brooke… I was actually counting on graduating (high school) in 2020, because that would just be awesome… I have to settle for a lamer year now…

[Manalive Smith]

For me either I will remember something for decades to come, or I’ll forget it completely in the next minute.

[Poulet Frit]

I am not good at remembering things…like what did I have for breakfast yesterday? Did I even eat breakfast yesterday? If I think hard enough I may remember, but I don’t remember much unless I do it a ton. And I am the worst at remembering names

[Masøn M.]

Yes, I’ve been able to remember much better since I’ve typed it in the WWBTR Kerfuffle… I learn and remember by seeing and doing, so by typing it it has helped to be ingrained into my mind…

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