Books? Youtubers? Music? Llamas?

[Masøn M.]

I got that reference Dawn… I got it…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I think I understand, I just have no clue what it’s from.

[Masøn M.]

99% Sure That This Is It…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s hilarious. Somewhat crude, but still mostly funny…

[Poulet Frit]

Colton Dixon’s new album is being released March 24th (yes I preordered it…and a shirt…and a bracelet…he’s amazing) and if you haven’t heard his new single “all that matters”, go listen to it now! So so good

[Poulet Frit]

I finally got around to watching the video (I think I died from laughter).
Personally I use “stupid”, “turd”, “turd muffin”, “cheese and crackers”, “shut you pie hole” (got in trouble in the 2nd grade for that one), “heck”, “bless your heart” (sorry for the not southern people who don’t know that one), “inept”, “inane”, “butthead”, and “calcium hydrogen bicarbonate”.
I use others, I just can’t think of them. I don’t say bad words (not even the c word that means turd that everyone else seems to not consider a bad word, but I do), even though, bad words are in my life. The music I listen to, TV shows and movies I watch, people I live around (neighbors). My parents cuss, but not much and mildly. People who use cuss words as every other word, I don’t understand why. Or people who use the really bad cuss words.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I agree with you, Kristen. The worst thing that I say is dang it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

By the way, Kristen, Kevin McCreary said in the most recent Inner Tube episode that he wants to make sure he does his taxes right…

[Poulet Frit]

People cussing doesn’t offend me (unless it’s super bad), I just personally believe that I can find longer more intelligent words so when I rip you a new one with those, it sounds like a compliment.
I say stupid all the time. It’s my most used word.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I say stupid quite a bit, too…

[Poulet Frit]

Kevin, his taxes gonna be jacked up lemme tell you. I know exactly what he needs to do to. I am willing to explain…and do it. But…I can’t just message him and tell him that

[Poulet Frit]

I haven’t listened to it, but I see that turbotax is in the show notes. Please, nobody ever use that!

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t like turbotax, probably because I work for another company, but…it’s not as accurate as our system (that much has been proven). I know what his tax situation is (somewhat) and I know how his outcome should be and how he can improve that outcome next year. But I’m not one to message first

[Poulet Frit]

My manager (and mom) told me to, so I messaged Kevin and Ryan on fb about their taxes, offering up my services. Now I will be shaking and nervous and scared all day.
I can do their taxes without them even coming here. Which is cool in my opinion. But…I’m nervous, not that they will say no, but that they will reply in general.

[Poulet Frit]

…I would like to clarify. My manager is not my mom. They both just told me to do it

[Poulet Frit]

I forgot, I also call people “sassy frass”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I occasionally say “What in Hyrule?” I’m sure that one’s a real shocker.

[Poulet Frit]

If I had to guess, I would say you may like LoZ lol

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

WHAT?!!?!?!?! How did you figure it out?!?!?!?!

[Poulet Frit]

Lucky guess

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Must have been a REALLY lucky guess! (and it was in that moment he realized that his love for the video game series was super obvious)

[Poulet Frit]

I’m laughing so hard at work, I think I choked on my energy drink, clients are concerned.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Energy drink? So Milk? Unless of course it’s a really high power energy drink, in which case it would be Chocolate Milk.

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t like milk. It’s all all natural green tea energy drink made by Arizona, it’s green tea, and fruit juices, and vitamins.

Hey, Carrot. I just said to a client (talking about how I work in 3 offices when most people work in one) “this office and another one of the offices is really close to my house” …I think that was wrong…but “are” doesn’t sound right to me either

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I believe “are” is correct.

[Poulet Frit]

Ok, it felt awful coming out of my mouth (saying it with “is”), I immediately got disappointed with myself

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Everybody makes a grammatical error sometime.

[Poulet Frit]

I’ve been looking into stuff you can only get in Canada (because I want a moose hat like what Matthew has, and my mom is like “ask him to get you one and then pay him via paypal or something” and I’m like “that’s borderline too creepy”) and apparently an elephant ear (my favorite thing to get from the SC state fair) is extremely similar to a beavers tail.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, don’t think you can only get Maple Syrup in Canada, because we definitely have plenty of that in New England, too.

[Poulet Frit]

I bought some in Canada at Disney world in fl, it was great.

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