Auxcon

[Olive]

I like Auxcon

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m down to three people…

[Like Neigh]

A reliable source suggests Auxicon and FACEcon. A less reliable source (me) suggests Auxymorcon.

[Poulet Frit]

Whatever it ends up being called, I will try my hardest to be there

[Manalive Smith]

Auxcon sounds a lot like oxen. So it is a pun.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But weren’t we trying to shy away from cow related puns and names?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I now have four life-lines. Sort of.

[Manalive Smith]

What does that mean?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, now I’m down to three. I mean that I have three people that MIGHT side with me on the whole name thing.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh wait no, four. I forgot that I both lost one and gained one.

[Poulet Frit]

On his hand. But…idk where they are. And I don’t do palm reading

[Poulet Frit]

Oh, nvm

[Manalive Smith]

(I almost typed “What doe sthat mean?” and I almost left it that way because I figured it would make for interesting conversation. Thought you ought to know).

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Do you happen to know Yeast’s opinion?

[Poulet Frit]

Lol. Smh, manalive

[Manalive Smith]

I see SMH and all I can think about is Simple Harmonic Motion. Stupid physics.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If I was someone that said lol, I would say lol. Unfortunately, I am not someone that says lol

[Poulet Frit]

Lshidmtamsfo

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Poor sombrero.

[Manalive Smith]

*picks up sombrero* Here you go.

[Poulet Frit]

…thanks. but…my taco

[Manalive Smith]

Carrot, it’s never too late to start saying lol. I mean I haven’t gotten around to it yet, but I’m sure it’s possible.

[Manalive Smith]

Five second rule? *shrugs*

[Poulet Frit]

Yall. Learn the slang.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I just don’t want to defile myself by using such slang. (I’m not saying that you’re defiling yourself, Kristen, just… yeah)

[Poulet Frit]

Woow

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I have higher standards for myself is all that I was attempting to say.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I failed rather miserably, though.

[Poulet Frit]

Higher standards?
I may sound stupid online, but I am far from it. I’m just lazy

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I wasn’t trying to insult you. I’m just bad at articulating my thoughts.

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