SUNG TO THE TUNE OF PANTALOON! MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!
Your mother died
Before you were nine
Then your father lost his mind
You have learned
Way too soon
Luke, in the sky, that’s no moon
Now it’s your turn
To be alone
Find an island
And make yourself a home
You had learned
Way too soon
That your daughter’s coming to rescue you
You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?
He’s seen too
Many facedowns
There’s two suns, that’s no moon
In the dusty air
How the natives used to hustle all the people
Walking through the sand now
There’s no sand now
He’s on a tiny island in a sea of all the people
His nephew murdered and now he’s old and frail and his bone are feeble
The end can’t come, what is up
With Disney’s Studio?
Let the series die, wasn’t it already beautiful.
You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?
You liked to live alone
It’s warmer than you know
Cause the sand is so
Coarse and rough and IRRITATING AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE
It’s colder in the morning
Than what it is at night
I can’t wait for the last episode and its epic fight
You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?
You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?
Once again… May the 4th be with you…
