Look at me,
I will never pass for a perfect host, or a perfect kidnapper.
Can it be,
I’m not meant to hide the boys?
Now I see, that that’s all Mason thinks of me
And it kinda breaks my heart.
Why can’t you guys see that I do way more things?
Why aren’t my Instagram posts mentioned in your songs?
Somehow they’re not mentioned
Even though they take up most of my bathroom breaks
When will my contribution to the show get me a piece of the Patreon pie?
When will all the memes I post get me a piece of the Patreon pie?