Matthew and Ryan are strangely absent, having been replaced with… Angie and Sarah?
Join the new hosts for one episode where things will be a bit different.
Discuss this episode using the hashtag #FauxCable or #AuxCableShow.
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Special thanks to Gabe Miller for our intro and outro music.
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I KNEW IT! I PREDICTED THIS DAY WOULD COME! I WARNED THE WORLD… LOOK WHAT HAS HAPPENED!
You predicted it would be me and olive though. Which is still very possible.
(Yes, Carrot, I mean “Olive and I”, but I’m lazy)
It would have taken less time to just type the correct grammar the first time… 😀
Trube, but not all psychics get the facts right… But yet somehow, Shawn Spencer STILL got 8 seasons, sooo
Oh, AND the kidnappers were ON the episode on which I ASKED the question. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Look, I can’t drive yet, so I can’t do it myself.
We really need to find that secret code…
I talked to Ryan on FB today (if you can call it that, it was like 5 messages), nobody is cloned so far. I will have yall help me when we kidnap them, so we are good there as well. I don’t think the code is up, and it may not be necessary at the moment.
But how do you know it was actually Ryan?
Because psychology. People tend to use certain words, phrases, and punctuation that is basically like a thumb print. No one can perfectly replicate it. He also did something that he did last time we talked on FB, before the kerfuffle.
Consistency. It’s hard to replicate perfectly, and he was exactly the same as last time. Therefore, it was ryan.
Now, Matthew comments a lot, I know it’s probably because he’s an alien, but what if he has been kidnapped (not by Angie but someone else), and they are pretending to be him. None of us have any contact with Matthew outside of this website.
He responded to the meme email I sent them… we should really bring this to the forum… hang on a sec.
Wait, WHAT! A bonus episode?
The Valentine’s episode was the bonus episode!! So yes! ?
HEY! How’d you get out of Angie’s closet?
Angie… that Matthew impression…
Are you guys using PC mics, or something more fancy?
Angie and I both used Blur Nessie USB mics 🙂 – Sarah
*blue. Darn autocarrot ?
Ah, thanks Sarah. Not sure how I missed this…
Darn, someone took over before I could, and I can’t even listen to it until after work 🙁
So are you asking what does the faux say?
Shouldn’t we send Ryan bow ties, not cookies?
I’m sorry, Sarah, but your tax calculations are slightly incorrect. So off the 1300, 800, and my guess at 7000. His tax due is 183. Because on the 1300, he has to pay self-employment tax on top of the 10%. The 800 doesn’t calculate in at all really, because it is not enough to itemize (he would need 6301+ of expenses to itemize)
I also do not like turbotax, but that’s beside the point.
If his YouTube channel or Patreon start bringing in a certain amount of money, that I’m not disclosing because I’m evil, then he has to claim it, and pay self-employment tax on that as well. And I know how he can get out of always owing the IRS…
If I had Twitter, I would tweet a pic with my face and caption it “Meme me up, Scotty”
Hey Mason, are you on Vine, or is that somebody else?
Someone else. Besides, isn’t Vine shut down now?
You can still look at it.
Oh man, first Ghostbusters and now The Aux Cable? Where do the gender swapping reboots stop!?
It’s true, they are called “Canada geese” and not “Canadian geese” because they are named after John Canada (who discovered them) and not after the country.
THE MORE YOU KNOW (Insert rainbow here.)
Huh, that’s really interesting.