Oh lol. I totally read it in a Kevin voice when you said that XD
Our security team wasn’t allowed to be armed for the longest time because of some law here, but it was recently changed so our individuals can now carry if they so choose.
Well, Kevin has his ‘IT’S CHRISTIIIIIAAAANNNNNN’ shirt coming out. Having an Aux-ternative where it’s ‘IT’S KRISTEENNNNNNN’ would be hilarious.
Trruuubbbtthhhh…
I thought it was sparkling water…
My church of about 517 members (more people attend each morning of course) has a security team, which my dad is kind of indirectly the head of even though heâs not technically but really he should be heâs just too humble. They basically are at every doorway during service, and just kinda sit out there. They dress normally, as if they were at church, but they do wear earpieces that makes them look like secret service members, itâs kinda hilarious lol.
Oh, and tomorrowâs Monday… Ugh… Mondays…
Ryan Porter Matlock
Matthew Porter Bird
#thatmomentwhen you were planning on adding to our Ultimate Fan Fictiony Superbness Story, but then you started playing Stardew Valley… Then dinner… Then Stranger Things… Then Game Theory… And then itâs the present and you have no creative juices and are sad…
Also Josiah that was amazing… That oughta be an Aux Cable shirt…
Yeah. Itâs stressful knowing that weâre a Baptist Church as well and only an hour and a half north… Plus, my pastor is now, or about to become, the new Southern Baptist Convention president, which definitely makes him somewhat of a target…
Man, itâs a good thing another Forum Armageddon didnât happen the day a possible new person was gonna join our culâ group… Our group… He says passive aggressively but also sarcastically I hope I donât sound like a steaming jerk face donât take anything I say to seriously I need to learn when to not talk.
Is… Is it over?… Can I come out now?…
Maybe thereâs a magic word thatâll make her staph?
Brooke. What have you done. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Bah, Humbug… I went into Burlington and World Market today and half of it was Christmas… Already… Itâs just… Ugh…
Yeah, Iâll probably just wait anyway… Christmas is near…
Would it be dishonest to pledge for the shirt then stop?.. ;-;
So, I literally havenât asked for anything for Christmas and my parents are legit begging me to write stuff down… I think I may just ask to be a Patron to Kevin and BC for a certain number of months… Then Iâm getting rewarded and theyâre getting rewarded…
**Only November
If you pledge $10 this month or December you get it free
He shows it off in the first 20 seconds of his âThr3eâ review, so even if you canât watch the whole thing you can go see the design lol
Lol… His new shirt design is him totally cartoony with a speech bubble above his head that says, âITâS CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANâ
**Releases it
His new shirt design though… I hope he realizes it on his website before Christmas cause I totally want it…
If we do go Iâll wear my SGK, then we can have a telepathic meet, since technically no one knows what the upper 3/4ths of my face looks like…
Except Thumbs…
I realize Iâm not a complete secret anymore…
We can meet in spirit…
(That was supposed to come after my last message)
And anyone who was at Blimey Con I guess…
Perhaps the closest two FACEs have ever been, minus Manalive and Peter
Indeed, it would