Middle Names

[Awkward Potato]

Ryan This Matlock
Matthew Was My Bird
Ryan Favorite Matlock

[Awkward Potato]

Ryan Lafayette Matlock
Matthew Alexander Hamilton Bird

[Dwight D. Eisenhower]

Ryan Marie Matlock
Matthew Joseph Paul Bird
Ryan Yves Matlock
Matthew Roche Gilbert Bird
Matthew Du Motier Bird
Ryan Marquis Matlock
Matthew De Lafayette Bird

[Brooke AC]

Yet I press on

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I AM A MESS I AM A WRECKING BAAAAAAAALL I DON’T REMEMBER THESE LYRICS AT ALLLLL

[Brooke AC]

I DEFINITELY DON’T EITHERRRRR

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

[Poulet Frit]

I know a middle initial for one of the guys

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Impressive.

[Poulet Frit]

I can’t share because of how I got it

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Somehow that doesn’t surprise me at all.

[Poulet Frit]

Thanks?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I mean you’ve done such things before…

[Poulet Frit]

…that is extremely true

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Which is why it didn’t surprise me.

[Poulet Frit]

This time it was actually provided to me

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Impressive.

[Poulet Frit]

Thanks

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re welcome.

[Brooke AC]

I know my own middle initial

[DScott]

Really? I know mine too!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*gasps* As do I!

[DScott]

That’s amazing!!

[Tingle]

It is!

[Masøn M.]

Ryan Porter Matlock
Matthew Porter Bird

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Matthew Porter Porter Bird

[DScott]

Good thing you caught that.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[riseofthekumquat]

Having two “””””””””””middle””””””””””” names, pineapple being the most common pizza topping, and getting arrested for thought crimes. Canada just gets stranger every time I hear about it.

[riseofthekumquat]

Sorry, *hear aboot it

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