Zombie Apocalypse

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October 8, 2017 at 9:01 pm #31479

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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Will it really work any better?

October 8, 2017 at 9:14 pm #31481

Masøn M.
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Well, when everyone is power hungry it may prevent oppression… Whoob knowbs… Hard to say until it happens…

October 8, 2017 at 9:20 pm #31482

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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When everyone is power hungry they’ll kill each other.

October 8, 2017 at 11:41 pm #31502

Poulet Frit
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If they are hungry hungry they will kill and eat each other.
I’m with mason on this. #iStandwithMason

October 8, 2017 at 11:55 pm #31506

DScott
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I believe I have just conceived the most practical option: An island with a Sam’s Cub treehouse in an underground bunker.

October 9, 2017 at 12:53 am #31509

Masøn M.
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Boom. https://m.samsclub.com/club/4755

October 9, 2017 at 7:03 am #31513

Poulet Frit
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Hahaha

October 9, 2017 at 9:10 am #31516

DScott
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But is it in a treehouse? is it in an underground bunker? Is it safe from the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon Apocalypse? (Probably is actually.)

October 9, 2017 at 10:15 am #31518

Masøn M.
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There are plenty of trees to build our own tree house…
http://www.honolulumagazine.com/Honolulu-Magazine/August-2010/10-Places-You-Can-039t-Go/index.php?cparticle=1&siarticle=0#artanc

Page 2 – The USS Hawaii, in case we need to escape. It has a nuclear power source so it never needs fuel. (Also p2 is the highest building in the world, just in case…)

Page 3 – The Underground Fuel Bunker… Need I say more?…

October 9, 2017 at 11:54 am #31521

superchris01
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If we’re at Sam’s club, I claim the texas cinnamon rolls. Just saying.

October 12, 2017 at 11:19 am #31746

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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I call the vegetables.

October 12, 2017 at 11:26 am #31749

Poulet Frit
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I call the bread and cheese…and industrial sized pizza rolls

October 12, 2017 at 11:30 am #31752

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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Wait, what?

October 12, 2017 at 12:08 pm #31756

Poulet Frit
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At sams club. They have the bag of pizza rolls that can feed an army

October 12, 2017 at 2:59 pm #31779

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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Ah.

November 4, 2017 at 10:02 pm #34049

Brooke AC
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Try as I might, I failed

November 5, 2017 at 4:25 pm #34582

Tingle
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Fuel myself

February 24, 2018 at 5:20 pm #40734

Jeff Ross
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLV3AjLiZk

February 14, 2019 at 1:46 pm #44918

Jeff Ross
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Even though I don’t think the imaginary Zombie Apocalypse is anything to be feared, I do think that we should all go to Sam’s Club and decide what we’re going to claim in the event of an emergency… preferably on a day they have free samples. (Are they called free Sam’sples? That sounds like a pun a marketing department would consider.)
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