Unfathomably Stupid Things In Star Wars

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After being defeated by Obi-Wan, Anakin was put into the Darth Vader suit at the “newly renamed” Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center. So at some point between declaring himself Emperor, fighting Yoda, and picking up Anakin’s charred corpse, Palpatine made time to rename a hospital. Wish we could’ve gotten that scene in Revenge Of The Sith…

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Also, among the numerous stupid features in the Darth Vader suit, Palpatine installed a button that does absolutely nothing but beep at random intervals. Its only purpose seems to be to annoy Vader.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh wow.

[Masøn M.]

Challenge: Find something unfathomably stupid in the original trilogy…

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Stormtroopers getting beat by Ewoks

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That was pretty absurd.

[Masøn M.]

Moral: Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Try again.

(But to be fair you have a point…)

[DScott]

Haven’t you seen Ewok Adventures? They’re warriors.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, I forgot about that.

[Masøn M.]

If Snoke can telepathically connect both Rey and Ben’s mind from across the GALAXY , how could he not sense a lightsaber less than a foot away from him…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I really have no clue.

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Arrogance

[Masøn M.]

Fine.

Captain Phasma.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So true.

[Milk Monster]

milk

[Jeff Ross]

It’s spoiled.

[Author]

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