Unfathomably Stupid Things In Star Wars

Unfathomably Stupid Things In Star Wars

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  • #35376
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
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    After being defeated by Obi-Wan, Anakin was put into the Darth Vader suit at the “newly renamed” Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center. So at some point between declaring himself Emperor, fighting Yoda, and picking up Anakin’s charred corpse, Palpatine made time to rename a hospital. Wish we could’ve gotten that scene in Revenge Of The Sith…

    #35377
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
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    Also, among the numerous stupid features in the Darth Vader suit, Palpatine installed a button that does absolutely nothing but beep at random intervals. Its only purpose seems to be to annoy Vader.

    #35378
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    Oh wow.

    #35384
    AvatarMasøn M.
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    Challenge: Find something unfathomably stupid in the original trilogy…

    #35387
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
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    Stormtroopers getting beat by Ewoks

    #35389
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    That was pretty absurd.

    #35392
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Moral: Don’t judge a book by its cover.

    Try again.

    (But to be fair you have a point…)

    #35450
    AvatarDScott
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    Haven’t you seen Ewok Adventures? They’re warriors.

    #35496
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Oh, I forgot about that.

    #39631
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    If Snoke can telepathically connect both Rey and Ben’s mind from across the GALAXY , how could he not sense a lightsaber less than a foot away from him…

    #39647
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I really have no clue.

    #39663
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
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    Arrogance

    #39664
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Fine.

    Captain Phasma.

    #39672
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    So true.

    #42181
    AvatarMilk Monster
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    milk

    #42276
    AvatarJeff Ross
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    It’s spoiled.

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