I think sparrow is [censored], but I’ve been wrong about these things before.
That’s true. He/she may be [censored].
It sounds like we’re swearing.
Oh I’m not, I’m just saying [censored]
That’s true. We’re also saying [censored].
Oh and don’t forget [censored]
Of course. How could I forget [censored]?
You are [censored]
That is true. I am going to go play Trivial Pursuit.
Thank you. [censored] won.
How dare [censored] beat you!!
[censored] did not win. [censored] won.
Oh my bad. How dare [censored]!!
Well, [censored] is better at trivia.
…that makes sense why [censored] won, then
AHA! ART THOU MESSY_SPARROW!?!?!!? ART THOU??!?!
If I say nonsensical things in all caps, just ignore me.
Do you remember back before Josiah completely lost it? Those were the days.
I agree. Back when all he did was correct everyone’s spelling and grammar
…do you think he got trapped in the Internet and that’s why he has lost it?
What if Josiah is some kind of bot designed to work it’s way into internet communities, correcting their grammar and posting a few catch phrases whenever a thread seems to have died. That’s why he can’t help but compulsively end every thread. Early in April a secondary personality, Tingle, emerged. Josiah quickly suppressed Tingle when he realized it was not in line with his objectives of fostering community and increasing respect for the English language, but Tingle couldn’t be destroyed completely. It’s gradually been gaining strength and now Tingle and Josiah’s true self (represented by Gangsta Carrot) are fighting it out deep in his artificial psyche. His comments are becoming confused as one or the other takes control his access to the website. We have to save him!
…somehow you just nailed the whole plot line of “split” with a few changes
The only way forward is to resurrect every Tingled thread with a comment that’s actually relevant to the discussion!
…you do that. I go to work
I actually have to take my Mom to the store, so we just have to hope Gangsta Carrot remains strong for now.
Long live gangsta carrot
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