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  • #14823
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I think sparrow is [censored], but I’ve been wrong about these things before.

    #14826
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    That’s true. He/she may be [censored].

    #14827
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    It sounds like we’re swearing.

    #14831
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    That’s true.

    #14832
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Oh I’m not, I’m just saying [censored]

    #14837
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    That’s true. We’re also saying [censored].

    #14840
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Oh and don’t forget [censored]

    #14843
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Of course. How could I forget [censored]?

    #14847
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    You are [censored]

    #14848
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    That is true. I am going to go play Trivial Pursuit.

    #14849
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Have fun!

    #14855
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Thank you. [censored] won.

    #14859
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    How dare [censored] beat you!!

    #14860
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    [censored] did not win. [censored] won.

    #14861
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Oh my bad. How dare [censored]!!

    #14862
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Well, [censored] is better at trivia.

    #14863
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    …that makes sense why [censored] won, then

    #14866
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yes.

    #15208
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    AHA! ART THOU MESSY_SPARROW!?!?!!? ART THOU??!?!

    #15221
    Dawn
    Guest

    …?

    #15229
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    If I say nonsensical things in all caps, just ignore me.

    #15433
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    Do you remember back before Josiah completely lost it? Those were the days.

    #15435
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I agree. Back when all he did was correct everyone’s spelling and grammar

    #15436
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    …do you think he got trapped in the Internet and that’s why he has lost it?

    #15438
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    What if Josiah is some kind of bot designed to work it’s way into internet communities, correcting their grammar and posting a few catch phrases whenever a thread seems to have died. That’s why he can’t help but compulsively end every thread. Early in April a secondary personality, Tingle, emerged. Josiah quickly suppressed Tingle when he realized it was not in line with his objectives of fostering community and increasing respect for the English language, but Tingle couldn’t be destroyed completely. It’s gradually been gaining strength and now Tingle and Josiah’s true self (represented by Gangsta Carrot) are fighting it out deep in his artificial psyche. His comments are becoming confused as one or the other takes control his access to the website. We have to save him!

    #15440
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    …somehow you just nailed the whole plot line of “split” with a few changes

    #15441
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    The only way forward is to resurrect every Tingled thread with a comment that’s actually relevant to the discussion!

    #15443
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    …you do that. I go to work

    #15444
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    I actually have to take my Mom to the store, so we just have to hope Gangsta Carrot remains strong for now.

    #15446
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Long live gangsta carrot

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