What if Josiah is some kind of bot designed to work it’s way into internet communities, correcting their grammar and posting a few catch phrases whenever a thread seems to have died. That’s why he can’t help but compulsively end every thread. Early in April a secondary personality, Tingle, emerged. Josiah quickly suppressed Tingle when he realized it was not in line with his objectives of fostering community and increasing respect for the English language, but Tingle couldn’t be destroyed completely. It’s gradually been gaining strength and now Tingle and Josiah’s true self (represented by Gangsta Carrot) are fighting it out deep in his artificial psyche. His comments are becoming confused as one or the other takes control his access to the website. We have to save him!
