TOPHAT

[Jeff Ross]

(It took about five tries to get that post to register. The “&” symbol that I had in Dawn’s titles wasn’t registering properly after I edited the message once, so I eventually had to replace it with the word “and”.)

[Manalive Smith]

Ah, too bad. The world is now one ampersand less glorious. Also, Franklin doesn’t have a title yet? We need to get to work on that!

[Joshua S.]

Yeah he’s not in TOPHAT at all yet

[Bekah]

Man y’all were keeping my phone a buzzing last night! Haha

[Joshua S.]

But not me cause I sleep ?

[Manalive Smith]

I remember sleep. That seems like such a long time ago.

[Tongle]

Pickle

[Jeff Ross]

You are welcome to apply for TOPHAT membership, Tongle, but be aware that Explosive Yeast has already filled the position in TOPHAT that’s designated for the consumption of a pickle.

[Awkward Potato]

I recently invited Shay to join TOPHAT, so Shay, here’s the thread for you if you want to read it and/or comment on it to get started on coming up with a title!

[Jeff Ross]

From the Office of the H.O.W.D.A.R.E.Y.O.U.:

This is an official invitation for Franklin and Shay to each apply to T.O.P.H.A.T. and propose a title of his or her desire. Comment #41852 on page 19 of this thread lists the current T.O.P.H.A.T. roster and titles, and I am more than willing (in my role as the H.O.W.D.A.R.E.Y.O.U.) to propose additional title suggestions upon request.

To apply, simply post a comment on this thread.

[Verified Fangirl Darling (Shay)]

Yeet

[Verified Fangirl Darling (Shay)]

I have thrown my hat in the ring… Yes, pun INTENDED.

I, however, have absolutely no idea what title to suggest for myself… so I defer back to Mr. Ross for suggestions.

[Jeff Ross]

My suggestion is Secretary of the Space Force.

Not only is it a unique branch of the military that only two nations have ever had (Russian and soon the USA), but with your vast Star Wars expertise, I see the title as a pun as well, which means that the role may include more than just military strategy.

[Awkward Potato]

Hmm…I think the title has good potential. Not only does it sound official, it suggests your connection to Star Wars like Jeff said. I like it.

[Joshua S.]

Hmm let’s see, here’s my idea maybe The Commander of Cosplay

[Jeff Ross]

I like that idea too, Joshua.

[Masøn M.]

Ooh, that is great.

[DScott]

I accept the invitation. I have been suggested Court Jester, and Official Spokesman as titles. Public Relations could be a possibility, but I’m terrible at lying *cough*. I could take the title of Default Editor.

[DScott]

Or Podcast Production Advisor and/or Consultant.

[Awkward Potato]

I like Podcast Production Advisor [something else with a p] because then it would spell PPAP. Podcast Production Advisor Person? Or is that too repetitive

[Verified Fangirl Darling (Shay)]

I could always take up the position of Ambassador to Nonhuman Entities if there is no one in this portion already… And of course the title could be ammendes; “Nonhuman Species” is certainly an option as well, though I feel like there should be something to distinguish my role as ambassador to the specifically contious, independent beings of the universe, and not necessarily including the turtles I often save from certain smushing on our country road.

Everyone else’s ideas are fantastic as well! I shall certainly continue to consider all of these options in order to make the most informed choice. 🙂

[Awkward Potato]

Since this recently came up in the Skype chat and is already unofficially decided, I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Franklin is the Dad of TOPHAT (and if it are ends up being a slightly different title, feel free to correct me).

[Awkward Potato]

(It’s not letting me edit but the word “are” is not supposed to be there, sorry)

[Jeff Ross]

In regards to Shay’s title, I recently realized that the suggestions of “Ambassador to Nonhuman Entities/Species”, “Commander of Cosplay”, and “Secretary of the Space Force” has the initial letters of ACS, which is also the acronym for “Aux Cable Show”.

[Awkward Potato]

I just found my physical list of everyone’s TOPHAT positions and was going to update it with Shay’s, but apparently that was never actually decided.

[Awkward Potato]

Also, after all this time we still have no vice president, so that could be a potential position for Chris if he still wants to join. I think we should also come to a consensus on Franklin’s title, since I appear to be the only one who’s said anything about his “Dad of TOPHAT” position.

[P.U.N]

I agree on Franklin being Dad of TOPHAT

[Awkward Potato]

It has come to my attention that Explosive Yeast was nominated by Josiah the Carrot Stick for the position of Secretary of Agriculture. Nothing ever came of this, to my knowledge, but I propose it would be a better title than Strange Guy Who Stands Creepily in the Corner Eating a Pickle on a Stick.

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