This is a test of the literally anybody alert system

[DScott]

That’s completely subjective…

[Brooke AC]

Well, it was a question

[DScott]

You posted on the same thread twice in a row! It caught me off guard, and I didn’t catch it.

[Brooke AC]

It caught me off guard too, haha. I messed up quite a few times.

[Tingle]

As did I…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Um?

[Masøn M.]

There needs to be a new conversation starter. With the big project done the main topic for a few weeks has been completed. We just need a jumpstart. That and a lot of people are gone and stuff right now…

[Awkward Potato]

I just got back from work. Should we talk about what everyone’s doing for Christmas maybe?

[Manalive Smith]

You have just been given a chance to invent a new color of crayon. Give it a name and describe what it is like and why we need it.

Scrumptious: it looks the way cookie dough tastes, but with less risk of salmonella.
Uncertainty: It is a color that is exactly halfway between blue, green, and purple causing endless debate and confusion.
Halflife: The crayon begins the color of uranium but quickly decays to the color of thorium, releasing radiation and eventually decaying to a bar of solid lead making it doubly poisonous.

[Manalive Smith]

I’m at home for Christmas. Christmassy things will happen. We’re having chicken curry for dinner. I don’t know any plans past that.

[Awkward Potato]

I wanna see uncertainty be used as an Uno card now.
Meh: the color that you can never quite determine but always makes you feel glum.

We are opening presents and stockings, eating cookies, and being lazy to the best of my knowledge.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I have dreadfully missed comments like #36688.

[Jeff Ross]

I don’t know if I’ve heard what Manalive thought of our production yet…#AuxCableFan

Crayon color:
WHAT!?! – The color that communicates emotional state visually (since certain auditory information is lost in a visual-only display).

Christmas plans: Visiting my home for Christmas. (This is the first Christmas celebration since I moved out this summer. Christmas “traditions” take on a whole new significance this year.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, I forgot to answer that. I’ll be at home with all 13 members of my immediate family.

[Masøn M.]

Crayon Color –
Flashback Sequence:
It’s a weird mixture of black and white that can only color your memories…

[Masøn M.]

I’ll just be chillin at home… That’s bout it…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#chill

[Jeff Ross]

You know, I recently heard a commercial about a product that could help you chill at home…#AuxCableFan

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hahahahaha

[Dawn]

I would be incredibly self-centered and pitch a multicolered crayon entitled “dawn” with all the usual colors associated with it on different sides. You would be able to create a perfect sunrise picture with solely this crayon.

On the flip side, my sister would like an incredibly sparkly crayon called “zurple.”

I swear she’s older than me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Both ideas are wonderful.

[DScott]

Crayon Colour
Yellow Squash: The colour of the innards of yellow squash, invoking the sense of summer goodness, or should I say gourdness?
Christmas Plans:
We’re seeing family this Christmas. And eating of course, that’s always in the plans.
Merry Christmas everyone.

[Tongle]

Pickle

[Jeff Ross]

That would be an interesting crayon color.

[Jeff Ross]

It’s been a couple years, so it’s time to test the system. Feel free to state your presence, even if you’re a newcomer or lurker or time-traveler or “rarely visits anymore but I’m here today” receiver of this test.

(Also #BringBackManalive)

[Awkward Potato]

Presence: stated
Thread: re-read
Greetings: and salutations
Hashtag: #BringBackManalive

I am forcibly removed from the notforum for making a stupid meme

[Jeff Ross]

Hmm… seems we may have some faulty wiring… the alert system is supposed to bring F.A.C.E.s in, not forcibly remove them. Plus the meme usage there wasn’t bad at all.

*yells to wherever TOPHAT’s Official Hug Dealer was removed to*

Hold tight, AP! We’ll get this “literally anybody alert system” fixed somehow!

*ponders quietly*

I’d better check the owner’s manual first… it could be that the removal wasn’t prompted by the literally anybody alert system after all, but by a different Not-Forum security system. I wonder if someone installed a “memer removal system” by mistake…

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