The thread for saying absolutely nothing except "I am Groot."

[Jeff Ross]

Noah’s youngest son decided to plant a tree in the middle of a plain, and he took care of it until it was the tallest thing that could be seen for miles around. One day after it was fully grown, Noah and his wife were walking through the plain. When Noah saw the tree, he asked his wife if she knew how it had gotten there. Her response was:

Aye, Ham Grew ‘t.

[Awkward Potato]

That was grootiful, I am Groot.

[Ryan]

There was an owl who had an eye for yummy food. Especially yams. But one day the yams ran out in the district.

This forced the one who eyed those yams to make a grrr sound.

So happened the…

eye yam grrr-hoot.

[Jeff Ross]

That was pretty groot, I am Groot.

[Jeff Ross]

I am Groot!

[Jeff Ross]

I am Groot!

[Jeff Ross]

I. Am. Groot.

[Jeff Ross]

I
Am
Groot

[Jeff Ross]

#thatmomentwhen you keep trying to post an “I am Groot” post and it isn’t posting…

[Awkward Potato]

#thatmomentwhen it appears that I am Groot has posted four times, at least on your screen.

[P.U.N]

I am Tree

[Jeff Ross]

“I am Groot.” is a quote that evokes such strong emotion and nostalgia, though no one seems to remember why…

But don’t worry. We have contacted the original creatures to popularize this phrase, and they are going back to where it all began to see if they can figure out what’s going on.

In other words, they’re going back to their GROOTS! 😀

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