The Thread About Proving You’re Not A Serial Killer

[Masøn M.]

Briefly introduce yourself, explain why my father should allow me to join in on Skype calls, and that y’all aren’t 40 year old men living in your basements trying to kill me. 🙂

[DScott]

I run this, so you can look at my face and tell that I’m probably not in my 40s.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiLdESjq8o2rlREIkPmPrsA
Also, you can check my voice with the FanCast to decide whether it’s the same person or not.

[DScott]

Last summer I probably would not have believed a Skype call together would have been a good idea either, but after some things my mind has been changed.
A phony Email could be set up, and if he had time, your Dad could attend to see if he believed it was alright.

[wileycoyote]

And I run this

And you can also check my voice in the fancast

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My voice is on the fancast… yeah I have 0 credentials. If you know my name you can find some track results and pictures of me from when I was 5.

[DScott]

So, it is possible to prove you aren’t a 40 year old man then.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, it is.

[Awkward Potato]

I am subscribed to Mason on YouTube, so he knows my name; and if you look me up on Facebook, you can see that I am not in fact a 40 year old man. And my voice is also on the fancast.

[Bekah]

And I can vouch for seeing Jeff and Josiah

[Awkward Potato]

Oh, so can I

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I can vouch for seeing Jeff, Potato, Bekah, and Brooke.

[Explosive Yeast]

I’m Peter. I’m 16 and have never murdered anyone ever. I’ve totes been on video chats with ppl on the forum so they can vouch for me being who I say I am. Also I had a YouTube channel at one point but I don’t anymore but yeah. So that would’ve been a good resource but never mind. But yeah there ya go.

[Masøn M.]

None of us may be murderers, but being underwater basket weavers is cutting it close… Thanks by the way guys lol… It also helps for anyone in the future… Probably…

[Masøn M.]

(He wasn’t completely opposed to it, as well, he just wanted more information, which I totally understand… It’s not everyday your son approaches you to ask if he can talk to strangers on the internet who range from the teenaged years to having their master’s degree…)

[DScott]

I can provide more information about myself privately, if your father so wishes.

[Masøn M.]

We’ll see, I think it’ll be fine lol. Thank you nonetheless.

[Dawn]

Brooke AC met me and I can verify that she is not a mass murderer and she may verify that I am not a mass murderer.

[Jeff Ross]

According to this silly song I found today, I’m a “cereal killer”. Is that close enough?

[Masøn M.]

I thought he was saying “Butter that cereal” at first. I later realized he is saying ‘bowl of’… ??‍♂️

[Jeff Ross]

I keep resurrecting threads so that they don’t die… I think that makes me the opposite of a serial killer.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#40372 Ok but what if you’re both mass-murderers and working together

[P.U.N]

I should have my mom read this thread XD

[P.U.N]

Also I know you all have seen me on Skype calls of the people that have currently on this thread, but for other people you can check out my YouTube channel where you can hear my voice and see a picture of my face https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCK9ZtttCcIP7bRSZLMxN2zw

Also I’m on the greatest Fancast, I’m the one saying this week on the aux cable, also I’m on the segment with Jeff and Sarah

[Ryan]

I mean, I literally have a channel that proves I was a cringy, homeschooled, good, Christian kid with a camera.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUUVQSGQR5k0K-PKGb8ihBg

My current channel just serves to prove that I’m a (hopefully) less cringy, homeschooled, good, Christian adult with a camera.

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