The Plan

[Poulet Frit]

We need to discuss the best way to kidnap Ryan and/or Matthew.
(To Ryan and Matthew, this isn’t forreal…at least not to your knowledge. It’s for fun…for now) (please don’t get restraining orders)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Teleportation will obviously be a big part of it… you’ve got an ocarina, right Kristen? We should be able to Minuet of Forest and hide them in the Forest Temple… hang on, no, we should used Serenade of Water and trap them in the Water Temple. BWAHAHAHAAAA

[Poulet Frit]

Yes, I do have an ocarina. Though it’s plastic, it should work. I would need to learn which holes are which note, because I can’t just type “up down right right left” (I couldn’t find the down arrow to type it properly).

[Poulet Frit]

How do we make it so they won’t fight back. They wouldn’t hit me because I’m a girl, but they can run faster and longer than me, no doubt.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

We stun them using Deku Nuts!

[Poulet Frit]

That plan is FLAWLESS

[Masøn M.]

I can actually probably over power them, just cause I’m a Black Belt…

[Poulet Frit]

Mason is in charge of knocking them out. I have a huge amount of duct tape just for this purpose. This could work

[auxcableangie]

Points to make

1) All plans are more easily executed come this spring as the boys will both be in the same time zone.

2) Would you be grabbing both at the same time (2 different teams) or one at a time (1 team and getting one before the other)? If the former, where will the meeting spot be located?

3) Who is driving?

4) I have not met Ryan in real life so I cannot attest to his motivations in terms of bribing. However, Matthew can be simple. Go up to him and tell him that you or a friend is throwing a mini concert and that you are desperately seeking a pianist! The concert is starting in the nearby town gathering area in an hour so you both need to hurry! When you get to the designated location, have a piano waiting for him to “practice the songs” and, after he is done giving you a mini performance, time him up with whatever method you desire as he sits at the bench. OR. Just drive up to him and yell out the window, “get in, ginger, we’re going on an adventure!” The first seems much more devious.

[Poulet Frit]

A) but that means they are going to be 2 time zones away from me and carrot. Although I am willing to travel.
b) I think grabbing them one at a time will be easier, but with two teams. A few days apart. Team Alpha would be carrot and I, and we would get Ryan. Team Beta would be mason and…maybe olive, maybe someone else. And they would nab Matthew.
C) maybe uber, maybe a parent, because I don’t have enough longboards for everyone to ride, although I would fly to west coast and back probably.
d) Matthew needs to learn to beware of strangers. As for Ryan, he will be pretty simple. I think we should just be like “guys, let’s go to Disneyland” and while they are there and suspect nothing, that’s when we hit them over the head (after dinner, before dessert, so I can have their dessert), and then we sneak them onto a plane and fly them back to my house. (I say my house, because my parents would be cool with it). I could probably just tell Ryan “you are being kidnapped, get in the car please” and he’d be OK with it…I worry about them both though

[Poulet Frit]

Or we can just tell them that they need to come to my house because I got them a present or something. And I’m sure at least one of them would show up.

[Poulet Frit]

Also, Angie, you are already friends with Matthew and you are technically coworkers to them both, you can be the bait and tell them to meet up with you and then we kidnap them (making you look like a victim at first that way when you emerge from the shadows with me while they are tied up, they are really confused and feel betrayed)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A) Actually, they will be three time zones away. But yes, doing it then is a good idea.
B) If we do it a few days apart, the second one to be kidnapped will get suspicious and go into hiding. Nintendo of America is in Washington… we could try to get Reggie involved.
C) I have a cousin that lives in Washington…
D) The plan to get Matthew is perfect… I think we should tell Ryan that there’s a debate tournament that anybody can enter, and the prize is a video job with Nintendo.

[Poulet Frit]

I think you are obsessed with Nintendo

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re only just figuring that out?

[Poulet Frit]

I had a hunch.
Also, I think Angie is in Washington.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I believe she’s actually in Oregon… at least that’s what her bio says.

[Poulet Frit]

That’s what I meant. It’s close

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Right, they’re both in the PNW.

[Poulet Frit]

Yeah, it’s like New England. It’s all basically the same place

[Poulet Frit]

(Don’t tell any Rhode Islanders that I said that)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why Rhode Island specifically? Also, New England isn’t COMPLETELY the same, there’s some yahoos in a couple states.

[Poulet Frit]

Rhode Island, because of the Studio C sketch

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah. I haven’t seen that…

[Poulet Frit]

You need to. I forgot what it’s called. Maybe masonroni will know.

[Masøn M.]

Oh, I always know… Watched all of ’em at least twice, which means I have issues…

[Poulet Frit]

I have seen them all twice (or more. I watch “reading flirting signs” or whatever it’s called at least once a week) but I’m terrible with names

[auxcableangie]

Oregon is correct; Sarah is the one in Washington. Remote, middle of nowhere-ish, Washington. 😉

Maybe I can get Matthew to pick up Sarah and myself and we road trip down to San Fran to pick up Ryan and, just for giggles since he’s in LA, we road trip down to Chris Howard under the guise of going to a theme park like the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (Disney is expensive) and it becomes a AuxCon with a live episode but then, since everyone is there, you all can easily kidnap them…and Carrot can repremand me for my intentional run-on sentence!

[Poulet Frit]

Wait, so like fans would be able to go to?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

And your spelling of reprimand. 😀

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