THE BUTTERFLY APOCALYPSE

THE BUTTERFLY APOCALYPSE

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    Dawn

    I paced back and forth. Ryan and Matthew had suggested a butterfly apocalypse. A butterfly apocalypse would ensure that Aaron Tveit and I would be together forever. No one else would be able to take him away. They had discussed the idea of zombie butterflies, but that seemed..too difficult to contain. It would hardly be fitting if I died from the butterflies of my own creation. No, the butterflies would have to carry something easily preventable…

    I replayed the episode again. And again. And again. When Ryan got to the part of dust on the butterfly, something clicked.

    Dust. Airborne dust, easily stopped by a gas mask. I would capture butterflies and coat them in a toxin. After a brief google search, I settled on Botulinal Toxins, which kills when 1/1000000000 of a gram is inhaled. Best part? Easily derived from an anerobic bacteria. Much easier, and less well known than anthrax. No one would suspect what was happening. Until they are all dead. No one will get between Aaron and I.

    So it began. I have spent the last six months capturing butterflies and deriving the botulinal toxins. I sent a gas mask to the Tveit residence. Hopefully he’ll understand what it’s for. Tomorrow, the butterfly apocalypse will begin.

    I looked into the mirror as I brushed my teeth. Eyes filled with determination stared into my own; my steely gaze unsettled me. “You aren’t wavering now,” I told myself. “We’ll be happy…right?” Shaking aside my doubts, I set my gas mask on my face. Then, I descended to the basement. My beautiful butterflies fluttered to and fro in their little cages, oblivious to their deadly purpose. I turned on the machine. And the butterflies became the world’s end.

    I set them free. Now it is time to wait.

    #7646 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!

    #7647 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Aaron is bae!!!!!! (I don’t use that word irl)

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    Dawn

    Did you know that butterflies have a habit of not crossing oceans? And not being very fast? This whole thing is ridiculous! Not one person has fallen ill, because the blasted bacteria are anaerobic, which means when exposed to air/oxygen…THEY DIE!

    Ryan and Matthew, I blame you. Come up with a better and more containable way for the butterfly apocalypse to occur. This has been an absolute failure. And Aaron and I are no closer than before…

    Oh, try THAT for a conversation starter! “oh yea, I tried to murder the world so we could be together.” “Umm….what?” “Never mind, you don’t need to know.” *awkward laugh*

    #7650 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Yesss!!! Knowing me that would totally actually happen!!

    #7653 Reply

    Olive

    Hahahahahah this is hilarious! Love it!

    #7668 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Wow. I could NEVER guess that Dawn is going to be a biology major.

    #7672 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Haha

    #7676 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I thought she was going to be an autotune major… wait, that’s me.

    #7712 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Did my stupid question inspire a fan fic?… I can die peacefully now…

    #7713 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    MASOOOOOOOOOON!

    #7758 Reply

    Brooke AC

    BROOKE LIKE THIS.

    #7759 Reply

    Brooke AC

    *LIKES

    #7760 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    It’s BROOOOOOOOKKKEEE

    #7763 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

    #7773 Reply

    Brooke AC

    HELLO, FRIENDS. I SHALL RETURN TOMORROW.

    #7793 Reply

    superchris01
    Participant

    This was awesome! ROFL

    #7795 Reply

    Brooke AC

    IT’S CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS(TIANNNNNNN -Kevin McCreary)

    #7797 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    YESS!!!! brooke just made me choke on air!!

    #7798 Reply

    Brooke AC

    Hahaha, don’t choke, Kristen!!!!

    #7805 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Heh.

    #33853 Reply

    Brooke AC

    You know the rules

    #34365 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Told me

    #39955 Reply

    Bekah

    Hey could someone give me a full rundown of this butterfly apocalypse I never really understood it,

    #39965 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    My first question I ever sent into the podcast asked what to do in the event of a butterfly apocalypse. That’s basically it lol.

    #39969 Reply

    Dawn

    And then Ryan and Matthew had suggested the Butterfly Apocalypse as a solution to another thing.

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    Milk Monster
    Participant

    milk

    #42287 Reply

    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    It’s spoiled.

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