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Such as?
There’s a lot.
Hmm…
#thatmomentwhen a literal dove crashes your grad party. Sits on your roof. And chills there for like an hour.
Wow. I guess you could say it just decided to…
Wing it
666
…like a mourning dove?
It was a white bird with pink feet.
Intriguing.
#thatmomentwhen you are watching Moana with 4 year olds and are enjoying it more than they are.
What is my life?
A life in which four-year-olds have better taste in movies than you.
I’m sorry. I had to.
Don’t apoligize. That was a great burn!
They like the new Power Ranger movie though. Gotta watch that…after lunch. Because I promised.
I couldn’t find their Tangled DVD… 🙁
Child 1: “why are you cats naked?? That’s weird! They need to not be naked.”
…OK child.
Child 2: “so I can’t poke your new tattoo??”
Me: “no, I just got them. They hurt…like booboos”
Child 2: *tries to poke the tattoos* “but I like seeing you in pain”
Help
Me: “what’s my name”
Child 1 and 2 in unison: “babysitter…ummm….kristen”
Me: “why do you call me babysitter?”
Child 1: “because that’s your first name”
(I’ve been watching then for over a year. They are twins. They only recently learned my name. My sister is “babysitters sister” or for short “baby sister”)
These kids are great.
They are. Except when they decide to say “I have to go potty” right in front of the bathroom door. And then stare me in the eye as they stand there and pee themselves instead of going to the bathroom.
They have done that before.
Fun times.
They are cool, because they are twins. Sweet kids…usually.
If my sister is watching them, they don’t listen to her at all because “you’re not babysitter!!!”
“You’re baby sister!”
Exactly!
Sounds wonderful!
I GOT OFF EARLY TODAY
Nice.
I concur with Manalive
#thatmomentwhen YOU REALLY WISH YOU COULD JUST BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST A TEXTBOOK AND AUTOMATICALLY KNOW AND UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING INSIDE.
That would be a fun way to learn.
I’ve always dreamed of photographic memory ever since A.N.T. Farm on Disney Channel…
SAAMMMEEEEE
…but your head would be bashed. Seems impractical.
Child 1: I found a stick…can I touch the goose poop with it?
…*sigh*…
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