#thatmomentwhen (#3)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Such as?

[Poulet Frit]

There’s a lot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm…

[Dawn]

#thatmomentwhen a literal dove crashes your grad party. Sits on your roof. And chills there for like an hour.

[Awkward Potato]

Wow. I guess you could say it just decided to…
Wing it

[Poulet Frit]

666

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…like a mourning dove?

[Dawn]

It was a white bird with pink feet.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Intriguing.

[Poulet Frit]

#thatmomentwhen you are watching Moana with 4 year olds and are enjoying it more than they are.

What is my life?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A life in which four-year-olds have better taste in movies than you.

I’m sorry. I had to.

[Poulet Frit]

Don’t apoligize. That was a great burn!
They like the new Power Ranger movie though. Gotta watch that…after lunch. Because I promised.
I couldn’t find their Tangled DVD… 🙁

[Poulet Frit]

Child 1: “why are you cats naked?? That’s weird! They need to not be naked.”

…OK child.

Child 2: “so I can’t poke your new tattoo??”
Me: “no, I just got them. They hurt…like booboos”
Child 2: *tries to poke the tattoos* “but I like seeing you in pain”

Help

[Poulet Frit]

Me: “what’s my name”
Child 1 and 2 in unison: “babysitter…ummm….kristen”
Me: “why do you call me babysitter?”
Child 1: “because that’s your first name”

(I’ve been watching then for over a year. They are twins. They only recently learned my name. My sister is “babysitters sister” or for short “baby sister”)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

These kids are great.

[Poulet Frit]

They are. Except when they decide to say “I have to go potty” right in front of the bathroom door. And then stare me in the eye as they stand there and pee themselves instead of going to the bathroom.
They have done that before.

[Awkward Potato]

Fun times.

[Poulet Frit]

They are cool, because they are twins. Sweet kids…usually.
If my sister is watching them, they don’t listen to her at all because “you’re not babysitter!!!”

[Dawn]

“You’re baby sister!”

[Poulet Frit]

Exactly!

[Masøn M.]

Sounds wonderful!

[Poulet Frit]

I GOT OFF EARLY TODAY

[Manalive Smith]

Nice.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I concur with Manalive

[Dawn]

#thatmomentwhen YOU REALLY WISH YOU COULD JUST BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST A TEXTBOOK AND AUTOMATICALLY KNOW AND UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING INSIDE.

[Poulet Frit]

That would be a fun way to learn.

[Masøn M.]

I’ve always dreamed of photographic memory ever since A.N.T. Farm on Disney Channel…

[Poulet Frit]

SAAMMMEEEEE

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…but your head would be bashed. Seems impractical.

[Poulet Frit]

Child 1: I found a stick…can I touch the goose poop with it?

…*sigh*…

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