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  • #24834
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Such as?

    #24838
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    There’s a lot.

    #24843
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hmm…

    #24992
    Dawn
    Guest

    #thatmomentwhen a literal dove crashes your grad party. Sits on your roof. And chills there for like an hour.

    #24994
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Wow. I guess you could say it just decided to…
    Wing it

    #24999
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    666

    #25004
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    …like a mourning dove?

    #25097
    Dawn
    Guest

    It was a white bird with pink feet.

    #25105
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Intriguing.

    #25149
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    #thatmomentwhen you are watching Moana with 4 year olds and are enjoying it more than they are.

    What is my life?

    #25152
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    A life in which four-year-olds have better taste in movies than you.

    I’m sorry. I had to.

    #25154
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Don’t apoligize. That was a great burn!
    They like the new Power Ranger movie though. Gotta watch that…after lunch. Because I promised.
    I couldn’t find their Tangled DVD… 🙁

    #25157
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Child 1: “why are you cats naked?? That’s weird! They need to not be naked.”

    …OK child.

    Child 2: “so I can’t poke your new tattoo??”
    Me: “no, I just got them. They hurt…like booboos”
    Child 2: *tries to poke the tattoos* “but I like seeing you in pain”

    Help

    #25158
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Me: “what’s my name”
    Child 1 and 2 in unison: “babysitter…ummm….kristen”
    Me: “why do you call me babysitter?”
    Child 1: “because that’s your first name”

    (I’ve been watching then for over a year. They are twins. They only recently learned my name. My sister is “babysitters sister” or for short “baby sister”)

    #25162
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    These kids are great.

    #25167
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    They are. Except when they decide to say “I have to go potty” right in front of the bathroom door. And then stare me in the eye as they stand there and pee themselves instead of going to the bathroom.
    They have done that before.

    #25168
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Fun times.

    #25169
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    They are cool, because they are twins. Sweet kids…usually.
    If my sister is watching them, they don’t listen to her at all because “you’re not babysitter!!!”

    #25170
    Dawn
    Guest

    “You’re baby sister!”

    #25173
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Exactly!

    #25178
    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Sounds wonderful!

    #25191
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I GOT OFF EARLY TODAY

    #25192
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    Nice.

    #25233
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I concur with Manalive

    #25258
    Dawn
    Guest

    #thatmomentwhen YOU REALLY WISH YOU COULD JUST BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST A TEXTBOOK AND AUTOMATICALLY KNOW AND UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING INSIDE.

    #25261
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    That would be a fun way to learn.

    #25266
    Masøn M.
    Participant

    I’ve always dreamed of photographic memory ever since A.N.T. Farm on Disney Channel…

    #25268
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    SAAMMMEEEEE

    #25290
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    …but your head would be bashed. Seems impractical.

    #25531
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Child 1: I found a stick…can I touch the goose poop with it?

    …*sigh*…

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