#thatmomentwhen (#3)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*then

[Poulet Frit]

…thaaankksss

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re welcome.

[Poulet Frit]

#thatmomentwhen you were gonna read, but instead spent all your time on the forum. No regrets

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I should probably do something productive like make my bed.

[Poulet Frit]

Science says you shouldn’t make your bed.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What, because of the Second Law of Thermodynamics? You expend energy while making the bed, so it evens out.

[Masøn M.]

Science says I should finish my papers I have to turn in today instead of being here…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, you should probably go do that.

[Poulet Frit]

No, not because of that, carrot.
Because sunlight kills dust bunnies and such, and if you make your bed, the sun can’t reach the dust bunnies and they multiply.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…okay?

[Poulet Frit]

There was a study.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh. You know how much I love studies.

[Poulet Frit]

I use it as an excuse to never make my bed. I don’t want dust bunnies kidnapping me in the middle of the night.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Naturally.
😀

[Poulet Frit]

I am not afraid, however, of being kidnapped in the middle of the night by my left ankle. Sounds very freaking disturbing, but I think it would be fun.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…okay.

[Poulet Frit]

I already have the tattoo

[Poulet Frit]

Speaking of which, I need more tattoos and the tattoo festival is this weekend and a dude who I want to do my next tattoo will be there. But my next tattoo will be expensive and big, so can’t get it then. Maybe, if we go, I can get some of my little tattoos knocked out.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah. I was wondering if you were talking about ASoUE.

[Poulet Frit]

Yes, yes I was.
I’ve been making my sister watch the Netflix show. She had only read a few of the books so she has no idea what’s gonna happen..

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nice. I still need to read those.

[Poulet Frit]

Freaking amazing!!!
I am gonna read them to my future children and they will become scared of me and my tattoo and I’ll never explain it to them and this is a run on sentence.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nice.

[Poulet Frit]

Poor future children.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[Poulet Frit]

Hey! I will be a great mom!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I was just concurring with you…

[Poulet Frit]

…I know.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Lovely.

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